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Getting Old?
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Posted on 09/22/2017 4:50:05 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: bgill
There comes a time when oral sex is when you just talk about it.Is Missionary Sex just praying for it, then?
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posted on
09/22/2017 5:42:29 AM PDT
by
IrishPennant
(Grieving father of my precious Jon Jon...)
To: Chainmail
Not to steal your thunder but record players or should I say “turn tables”, as record players are often big and bulky & sometimes a piece of furniture(in the day) along with vinyl, are making a resurgence.
To: Purdue77
Ran into a millennial with a brain the other day while filling out Gym info.
Where it said tel number of e-merge contact I said I didn’t have one and he said,”No problem we just call 911”
I liked the response
To: sodpoodle
Oh I walked into a salon and the lady asked me if I would like a haircut. I looked at a replied “no, just the grey ones.” Stunned her for a minute.
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posted on
09/22/2017 6:37:43 AM PDT
by
ex91B10
To: sodpoodle
Ha!
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posted on
09/22/2017 6:43:21 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: sodpoodle
They say your the first sign of getting old is forgetting things. I can’t remember what the second sign was...
To: kosciusko51
They say the first sign of getting old is forgetting things. I cant remember what the second sign was...
To: sodpoodle
It’d easier being a funny old man than a funny young man.
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posted on
09/22/2017 6:54:57 AM PDT
by
kanawa
(Trump Loves a Great Deal)
To: IrishPennant
And Doggy Style when you dress up your chihuahua for a morning walk?
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posted on
09/22/2017 7:14:32 AM PDT
by
Tamatoa
(Fight for our America, Fight for our Country I fought to defend!!!)
To: sodpoodle; All
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posted on
09/22/2017 7:21:45 AM PDT
by
musicman
(The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
To: CopperTop; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; PROCON
Old Jerry: Besides it's not a submarine and there's no room for a periscope in a car. No one's gonna go for it. Don't you understand? It's stupid, stupid...
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posted on
09/22/2017 7:39:36 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
09/22/2017 7:42:51 AM PDT
by
bar sin·is·ter
(Climate Scientology - another example of science fiction morphing into a religious cult)
To: sodpoodle
I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?" I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator.” And the punch line should have been..."Here's your sign."
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posted on
09/22/2017 7:48:46 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
("Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." - Will Rogers)
To: sodpoodle
Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.True. But I'd like to think that I paved some of those roads for others to follow.
To: sodpoodle
When people see a cat's litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it's for company!” "Here's your sign."
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posted on
09/22/2017 7:50:36 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
("Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." - Will Rogers)
To: kosciusko51
The second sign is when you double post on Free Republic.
To: kosciusko51
The second sign is when you double post on Free Republic.
To: sodpoodle
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Works every time.
Last weekend, I lost/misplaced my Red Sox baseball cap. A 2004 World Series edition. I looked everywhere I had been and could not find it. Oh well.
So, while we were out doing errands and such, I stopped in to a Salvation Army Thrift store and found a pristine KC Royals blue ball cap for 2 bucks. It served its purpose.
Less than 1 hour after we returned home, my wife had found the Sox cap. Thus proving the theorem.
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posted on
09/22/2017 7:55:05 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
("Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." - Will Rogers)
To: Larry Lucido; CopperTop; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; PROCON
Getting old?
Yup. One day you are young and full of energy, the next day you're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day.
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posted on
09/22/2017 7:59:50 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
("We always choose according to our greatest inclination at the moment." R.C. Sproul)
To: Responsibility2nd
LOL
I had a typo in the first post, so I posted again without the typo the second time.
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