Posted on 08/15/2017 5:58:33 PM PDT by Beave Meister
A 52 year old man in Elgin, Illinois was taken by surprise after a prostitute he hired through a website turned out to be his own wife of the past 19 years.
The man had been using the site for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. Last weekend, the man told his wife he was going out drinking with work colleagues, when in reality he was traveling to a motel on the outskirts of town.
Upon checking into the motel the man used his phone to access his regular website used to book prostitutes. According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new "27-year old" woman who caught his attention.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraphsun.com ...
Seriously???
Beat me to it. LOL
Wonder if got a discount.........
Let’s cue up Bender from Futurama to say his catch phrase—”Now that is...irony!”
“...after a prostitute he hired through a website turned out to be his own wife of the past 19 years.”
“...he saw the profile of a new “27-year old” woman who caught his attention.”
He married an 8-year old?
Alternatively it sounds like the sort of lying going on with “dating” websites. Ain’t no way some of those women are only “32”.
Man, these days people will get divorced over any damn thing.
Lol first thing that went through my head .
Was she really 27 years old?
He didn’t recognize his wife’s body from the neck down?
“What are you doing HERE?’
“No! First, you tell me what YOU’RE doing here!”
This sounds like a movie made with Walter Matthau and Suzanne Pleshette. No such movie exists, but those are two actors who could have pulled it off.
“It emerged that the prostitute was actually the mans 43-year old wife.”
Imagine that she lied about her age....
27 and then some.
When real life starts making the Jerry Springer show look like an episode from Little House on the Prairie, you know we’re in trouble.
Cant turn a whore into a housewife!
What happened in 1979 on One Life To Live?
Talk about your oops there.
lol
Can you say “AWKWARD” ??
“Oh my, and then there was that famous 1979 courtroom scene with Judith Light in “One Life to Live”, lol.”
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Oh yes,we all remember that well. Almost as famous as the horse in the bed scene from The Godfather.
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Article says she was actually 43
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