Posted on 07/01/2017 7:31:38 PM PDT by Timpanagos1
The situation for human beings on Mars is dire, and not just because the red planet's atmosphere is mostly carbon dioxide and the average temperature is -81 degrees.
There's also the issue of the child-trafficking ring operating in secret on the planet 33.9 million miles from earth, according to a guest on the Alex Jones Show.
“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” Robert David Steele said Thursday during a winding, conspiratorial dialogue with Jones about child victims of sex crimes. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...
Dont ask, dont tell.
I think WAPO just discovered content worth publishing...
“Rented a tent, rented a tent, rented a tent.” Drum roll in a Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., book. I think it was “Sirens of Titan,” but this scene took place on Mars. I think. Remember your oxygen pills, they were called “Goofballs.”
In the gaseous rings around Uranus.
Alex Jones ans Dr. Phil are graduates of Charlatan University with majors in Buffoonery and Con Artistry...........
The article points out that the atmosphere of Mars is composed primarily of CO2. They also tell us that the average temperature on Mars is a balmy minus 81 degrees. The poles of Mars are just covered with free frozen CO2, commonly called "Dry Ice," just waiting to be cut out, packaged and shipped out to be sold.
Dry Ice is sold in little freezers in the front of supermarkets to make cool looking drinks and keep other things cold, but nobody really knows for sure where it comes from. It's not cheap. Also, everybody knows that evil business people will, at the drop of a hat, exploit child labor when they are not prevented from doing so by ever vigilant government labor departments because the business people can employ gullible children at really low wages and feed them gruel.
So, since there is abundant free Dry Ice on Mars, back here there are lots of runaway kids—kids who won't be missed by a Laissez-faire Republican run Capitalistic society — kids who can be kidnapped and impressed into mining and working the CO2 mines, processing and shipping plants on Mars, thus explaining the source of all those little packages of Dry Ice which is being sold in supermarkets all over America, we can safely say that we have identified the source of funding.
We can also state with certainty, it's TRUMP'S and BUSH'S fault!
There is one small problem area remaining to resolve. That is that the article mentions a time frame of 20 years which would place the onset of this program in Bill Clinton's administration. This clearly cannot be possible. Ergo, 20 years is obviously a typographical error. It must have been actually 30 years, placing the onset firmly in the Reagan administration. This allows us to realize that the entire Reagan "Star Wars" or Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) was a mere smoke screen for the development of the technology to implement this program at government expense! In other words, we have uncovered yet another clear scandal that can be laid at the feet of Ronnie Raygun!
It is equally obvious that a Congressional investigation at the bare minimum needs to be opened, if not a special counsel named to get to the bottom of this. I do think that the committee of Democrat Congressmen and Wymen who delve into this conspiracy should travel to the source of the Dry ice at the polar regions of Mars for extensive interviews of the poor abused child laborers to extract as much data as possible about when, where, and who was involved in their abductions. A suggestion for the Co-Chair Persons of this committee could be Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee and Rep. Maxine Waters.
A possible Special Counsel to direct the investigation would be California Senator Kamala Harris, who would of course have to resign her seat to concentrate on her special counsel duties.
I guess slavery woulnt be illegal in mars since it is not any governments property. .
Maybe i should write a scifi novel, the dry ice mines of mars.....
No wonder the co2 level on earth is rising, all that imported dry ice sublimating into co2...
Maybe instead of complaining about suvs the eco freaks should go after the dry ice slavers....
But then again weak libs go for easy targets like christianity and big car, not islam or deep state.
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The man is a lunatic
He blames the "Zionists," doesn't he?
Gasp!
SDI = Sending Dry Ice !!!
But of course he does
Always remember — Nothing confirms the truth better than an official denial.
Wow, what a tale. Wonder how I missed it.
The fact that there's no evidence for it, and the fact that you've never heard of it before, and the fact that I just made it up out of whole cloth . . . why there are THREE indisputable FACTS RIGHT THERE, so it MUST BE TRUE!
I was wondering where all this CO2 gas was coming from.
OMG we importing it from Mars. Once it gets here it turns back into a gas creating more CO2. You obsoletely correct, and I agree, we he to send a larger portion of Congress to investigate this. They should report to our secret launch site at Gitmo ASAP
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This is total fake news!
Steele never said any such thing. The attack on Jones and Steele is due to the massive damage they are doing to the fake media agenda.
The fake media are in their death throes!
Keep on hitting them until they take their last breath.
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The fake news vendors do take themselves seriously.
This particular fake news is due to the way Alex demolished Me-again Kelley when she visited his studio.
They’re still licking their wounds over that one.
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Notice that they don’t have a link to the alleged broadcast.
Good Bye Corrupt News Network.
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Even Algore isn’t as corrupt as the Wishy-Washington compost.
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We know that Mars is not Comet Pizza
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Do we?
Do you have to disprove one to prove the other?
Do you have to prove one to disprove the other?
Sort of like Schroeders Cat. Oh wait, Schroeder is a Peanuts character or a band or something...
Sort of like Schrödinger’s cat.
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