Psychopaths drink their coffee black, study finds

indy100 staff ^

[where's_the_Outrage?]

If you like your coffee black, you may be someone who prefers strong flavours, takes good care of their health, or just wants to drink their coffee the way it’s supposed to be drunk.

Or, you may be a psychopath.

[Aevery_Freeman]

My breakfast this morning was black coffee and radishes (getting lots from my garden).

It will be a while before I can start harvesting my celery.

Is a love of gardening also a sign of psychopathy?

[Dr.Deth]

Psychopaths like their women the way they like their coffee.

Coarsely ground and stored in the freezer.

[Steve_Seattle]

Just watching the evening news is turning me into a psychopath.

[wally_bert]

Beat me to it.

What about types like me who don’t touch coffeee?

[Scrambler Bob]

And they all ate carrots as children.

[heterosupremacist]

Haha. I just sent this article to my husband, a black coffee drinker, or should I say a white person who drinks his coffee black? Another tricky, race-based, politically correct decision we all must make every day. I suggest a white person who drinks his coffee black so nobody accuses you of hate speech...

[bmwcyle]

I just like coffee that way and if you don’t like it well.....

[bmwcyle]

I just like coffee that way and if you don’t like it well.....

[DLfromthedesert]

I drink black coffee, but I also like chocolate so that’s a mitigating factor, I think.

[Hawthorn]

Reminds me of the way I like it:

1. Strong as Love!

2. Hot as Hell!

3. Black as Death!

[Prolixus]

That Viral Study That Says You Are More Likely to Be a Psychopath if You Drink Black Coffee? It’s Bunk.

[JBW1949]

“...I suggest a white person who drinks his coffee black so nobody accuses you of hate speech... “

Oops...You screwed up there...

I suggest a white person who drinks THEIR coffee black so nobody accuses you of hate speech...

Must not be gender specific, don’tcha know.....

[COBOL2Java]

Friday night I crashed your party
Saturday I said I’m sorry
Sunday came and trashed me out again
I was only having fun
Wasn’t hurting any one
And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change

I’ve been stranded in the combat zone
I walked through Bedford Stuy alone
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain
And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alive
So you said that only proves that I’m insane

You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for
Turn out the light
Don’t try to save me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right

Remember how I found you there
Alone in your electric chair
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled
You were lonely for a man
I said take me as I am
‘Cause you might enjoy some madness for a while

Now think of all the years you tried to
Find someone to satisfy you
I might be as crazy as you say
If I’m crazy then it’s true
That it’s all because of you
And you wouldn’t want me any other way

You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for
It’s too late to fight
It’s too late to change me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right

- Billy Joel, “You May Be Right”

[heterosupremacist]

Psychopaths like their women the way they like their coffee. Coarsely ground and stored in the freezer. Funny! It was only a joke, right? I only ask because your screenname identifies you as Dr.Deth!

[bgill]

When I was a little tike, I’d get up at 4 am with grandpa and he’d fix me a cup of coffee. Of course, it was mainly dairy. That’s still the only way I’ll drink it.

[Yo-Yo]

[Georgia Girl 2]

Oh noes, my Mom’s a psycho! :-)

[seawolf101]

What about all those people that are lactose intolerant...

[KarlInOhio]

But only with liver and fava beans.

[Yogafist]

Fake science. Fake news. Is anything real anymore?