Psychopaths drink their coffee black, study finds

indy100 staff ^

[where's_the_Outrage?]

If you like your coffee black, you may be someone who prefers strong flavours, takes good care of their health, or just wants to drink their coffee the way it’s supposed to be drunk.

Or, you may be a psychopath.

[where's_the_Outrage?]

Wow, maybe this is why I had to get my own refills of coffee this morning.

[proxy_user]

Yes, and trailer parks and bad teeth cause tornados....

[Red Badger]

Jeff Foxworthy......please pick up on the white courtesy phone................

[JBW1949]

Russians cause tornados.....

[pinkandgreenmom]

Yikes. I gave up sugar, dairy, and grains last year and drink my coffee black. My husband and teens already think I’m crazy so....

[No Socialist]

Haha. I just sent this article to my husband, a black coffee drinker, or should I say a white person who drinks his coffee black?

[the OlLine Rebel]

Oh no! My dad just started plain coffee the last couple years after his bypass!

[Luircin]

*Sigh*

Did my tax dollars go to this crap?

I suppose that now I have a counterargument for anyone who teases me for liking cream and sugar, though.

[trisham]

I love science.

[dasboot]

Cultural appropriation.

[samtheman]

Yes, and trailer parks and bad teeth cause tornados....

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LOL!

[Born to Conserve]

Coffee Mate analysts are scrambling to develop the lucrative psychopath market.

[the OlLine Rebel]

This goes along with the “people who torture an animal are serial killers” meme. Oh, I know I’ll catch hell for bringing it up.

[LostPassword]

Most of us don’t drink it black because we’re psychopaths. We just don’t have time to add cream & sugar AND get work done before all those morons get to the office in the morning and stop us from doing anything productive the rest of the day. /sarc

[heterosupremacist]

I never drink coffee, but still have various recurring psychotic impulses...

[samtheman]

warning, language:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QGnWnFWoxA

“that’s some serious gourmet sh*t...”

[17th Miss Regt]

“I like my coffee like I like my men - black.” (Airplane)

[odawg]

Looks like I have been outed, but I do hate celery.

[Steve_Seattle]

"Yes, and trailer parks and bad teeth cause tornados...."

Karl Rove used to cause tornados; I don't know who's doing it now.

[CaptainK]

the study also found participants who reported a fondness for radishes, celery and tonic water were also more likely to exhibit antisocial traits.

I love celery but only if it's loaded with mayo or a cream cheese/pineapple mixture.