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Man climbing out of car shoots himself in the penis
Autoblog ^ | 5/9/17 | na

Posted on 05/12/2017 5:17:27 PM PDT by umgud

A man in Toledo, Ohio, learned a lesson in handgun safety over the weekend when his weapon discharged while he was climbing out of his car, shooting him in the penis.

WTOL-TV reports that police responded to a call after someone heard Murad Hamedallah screaming that he had been shot. They found him on the ground outside the car near a trash can, and they found a bullet hole in the driver's seat of his car. Paramedics found matching holes in his penis and thigh.

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To: Trod Upon

Just goes to show that packing a frightened turtle isn’t necessarily a bad thing.


41 posted on 05/12/2017 5:39:43 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: umgud
Paramedics found matching holes in his penis and thigh.

And if it wasn't a matching hole would they be looking for a second gunman on the grassy knoll?

42 posted on 05/12/2017 5:40:38 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
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To: umgud

And now he has a tinis....


43 posted on 05/12/2017 5:42:42 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: SkyPilot; SaveFerris

Muslim male circumcision ping...


44 posted on 05/12/2017 5:47:10 PM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal
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To: glorgau

Holy Toledo?

Leaky Lenny?


45 posted on 05/12/2017 5:48:19 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (GO TRUMP!)
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To: umgud

It’s just a flesh wound.


46 posted on 05/12/2017 5:48:34 PM PDT by Canedawg (from FUBO to MAGA!)
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To: umgud
Ok ok, so it's only an "honorable mention" but how often do the Darwin Awards take aim so directly at someone's reproductive ability:


47 posted on 05/12/2017 5:49:34 PM PDT by Enchante (Searching throughout the country for one honest Democrat....)
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To: umgud

Rub some dirt on it.


48 posted on 05/12/2017 5:49:57 PM PDT by GnuThere
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To: Seruzawa

I bet it was a Glock.....


49 posted on 05/12/2017 5:50:00 PM PDT by matthew fuller (The first amendment does NOT legalize the right to riot.)
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To: umgud
Ahh... MALE GENITAL MUTILATION.
50 posted on 05/12/2017 5:57:31 PM PDT by House Atreides (Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison)
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To: umgud

Sigh... people always going off half-cocked...


51 posted on 05/12/2017 6:00:01 PM PDT by Ronin (Blackface or bolt-ons, it's the same fraud. - Norm Lenhart)
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To: matthew fuller

It’s ALWAYS a glock, and it’s always in a sh@tty nylon universal holster.

I am so sick of the open carry idiots in my area. I love the fact that they open carry - but they carry utter garbage.

Hipoints in uncle mikes walmart nylons. Just don’t even bother. The kinda people who drink their own bathwater.


52 posted on 05/12/2017 6:00:14 PM PDT by Celerity
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To: umgud

Ya know what you call a guy that appendix carries?

A gelding

Here’s proof


53 posted on 05/12/2017 6:04:31 PM PDT by 5Madman2 (Practicing random acts of Douchebaggery whenever possible)
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To: AndyJackson
Don't ever do that again. Ever. On a threat that I would be arrested for if I uttered it. I fell into that thread, and almost died laughing before I managed to crawl back out.

Must be the record for the funniest thread ever on FR. Can't believe I missed it before

Sadly, many of the older links are now broken. 4000+ posts of cringe-worthy material! A true classic.

54 posted on 05/12/2017 6:04:45 PM PDT by dfwright (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left (Eccl. 10:2, NIV))
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To: Hot Tabasco

I’m sure I’m not...
How about You?


55 posted on 05/12/2017 6:10:34 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: matthew fuller

Wonder if he was wearing a palexico Burris t shirt.


56 posted on 05/12/2017 6:13:19 PM PDT by Mouton (We have the best elected governments that money can buy)
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To: 5Madman2

I was hoping for some funny responses. I didn’t realize I’d get this many. 54 and not one serious reply. (he he)


57 posted on 05/12/2017 6:13:24 PM PDT by umgud
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To: matthew fuller
"I bet it was a Glock....."

I'm thinking "Pee" shooter.

58 posted on 05/12/2017 6:16:14 PM PDT by crazy scenario (We can't take you anywhere)
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To: GreenHornet

It’s a Blackhawk Serpa holster for my SIG. Superb retention and perfect access.


59 posted on 05/12/2017 6:18:28 PM PDT by Noumenon ("Only the dead have seen an end to war.")
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To: umgud

Bfl


60 posted on 05/12/2017 6:23:06 PM PDT by pigsmith
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