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Prince Harry's Shotgun Wedding: Queen Approves Summer Nuptials
OK Magazine ^ | staff report

Posted on 05/04/2017 1:20:59 PM PDT by drewh

Bells Are Ringing!

Prince Harry's Shotgun Wedding

Prepare a suit for a little guy.

BAD boy Prince Harry has knocked up American actress Meghan Markle, sources tell OK! — and mortified Queen Elizabeth has ordered the red-haired rebel to marry her — pronto!

Now Harry, 32, and Suits sex siren Meghan, 35, are planning their shotgun wedding, palace insiders say. But the rest of the royals — including Harry’s brother William, sister-in-law Kate and father Charles — are against the nuptials!

In fact, Charles ordered his youngest son “to come to his senses and buy off the bimbo,” a palace source reveals. “William and Kate are mortified — and told Harry he ‘should’ve been a whole lot smarter.’ William, Kate, Charles and his wife Camilla all believe Meghan isn’t prepared for the stress of joining the family business.”

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But “ecstatic” Harry is having none of it, an insider tells OK!. He’s delighted over his grandmother’s “order” to “make an honest woman of that poor girl,” the palace source says.

“Harry’s been ready to be a dad for several years now — he dotes on William’s kids, George and Charlotte,” the insider says. “He and Meghan are now trying to decide if they should have a quickie wedding — or wait until after the baby is born in late spring! But Her

Majesty does not want the House of Windsor to be so publicly shamed by a royal bastard’s birth. She wants them to tie the knot immediately!”‘That gold-digging tart!’

Now William and Kate are begging Elizabeth to reconsider, but so far she’s standing firm.

However, REAL royal power rests in the hands of Prince Charles, who seized control of the throne in a palace coup last month. Charles, 68, is threatening to cut Harry’s royal purse strings if he “continues with this folly” and “embarrasses the family by marrying a common entertainer,” the insider says.

Meanwhile, razor-tongued Camilla, 69, has branded Meghan “that gold-digging American TV tart” and insists “she isn’t fit to be part of the family,” says the palace source. “Camilla finds Meghan’s roots absolutely disgraceful — and distasteful.”

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But love-struck Harry — who stole Meghan from her live-in lover, Canadian celebrity chef Cory Vitiello, in May — figures he can change his family’s view.

The actress, wed to producer Trevor Engelson from 2011 to 2013, “has a golden opportunity to prove she’s ‘princess material’ and is committed to spending the rest of her life with Harry and their baby,” the insider adds.

But another member of the royal courts says: “Don’t hold your breath waiting for them to accept her. The royals want to make Meghan feel as uncomfortable as possible, and to prove to Harry this American upstart is NOT qualified or worthy to be his wife — baby or not.”


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To: drewh

Owe! I poked my eye on your post.


81 posted on 05/04/2017 5:58:16 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Deportation mayhem is just birthing pains for a new America.)
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To: drewh

Yeah, thinking with his little head. You’d thunk he woulda learned from his great uncle’s experience with that American hussy, Wallis.
She must be great in the sack.


82 posted on 05/04/2017 6:29:25 PM PDT by tumblindice ("Fight for your country." Hector)
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To: drewh

So they will treat her as they treated Diana.

Yeah, that will work.


83 posted on 05/04/2017 6:30:34 PM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: drewh

84 posted on 05/04/2017 6:40:28 PM PDT by PLMerite ("Government should be done to cattle and not human beings." - John Milius)
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To: JoeFromSidney
"Do they use all-white shotguns at a British shotgun wedding, or is that an American custom only>?"

Holland & Holland:


85 posted on 05/04/2017 6:44:24 PM PDT by PLMerite ("Government should be done to cattle and not human beings." - John Milius)
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To: nopardons

I’ll admit, I have no clue why this Meagan is supposed to be so famous. Until she hooked up with Harry, I had never heard of her.

I agree with you, he can do better. She’s very plain & seems obnoxious & sleazy.

IMO, she can’t hold a candle to Kate.


86 posted on 05/04/2017 8:14:26 PM PDT by CrimsonTidegirl (Still deplorable.)
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To: Paladin2

LOL


87 posted on 05/05/2017 10:29:57 AM PDT by rbbeachkid (Get out of its way and small business can fix the economy.)
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To: PGR88

Still better than the last American who married into The Firm


88 posted on 05/05/2017 8:27:40 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (I never ever set out to make anyone feel safe. - S E Hinton)
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