Feminist Hero Refuses To Let Fireman Carry Her From Burning Building [satire]

The Babylon Bee ^ | 04-24-2017 | Staf

[wastedyears]

Darwin Award

[Alberta's Child]

I thought this was a real story until I saw the photo of the house in the linked article. That sure as heck isn’t “Hell’s Kitchen” in New York City. LOL.

[Louis Foxwell]

Would that all such banshees similarly go down in their version of glory.

[Valpal1]

I particularly like the “Terminator” reference.

[BenLurkin]

Satire. Yes?

[dp0622]

This is news? Slow night :)

[x1stcav]

Is Semmens working under aliases?

[RoosterRedux]

Well, then, “burn, baby, burn.”

[IMTOFT]

Yes...their tagline:

“The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.”

[RoosterRedux]

If it's in the Babylon Bee, it must be a true story.

/s.

[Pollster1]

Despite the fact that this is satire, the statue has already been erected:

"Fearless Girl" resides on Wall Street -

for no apparent reason, except, of course, to support the narrative.

[stevem]

An example of this much stupidity has to be a parody i.e. made up or fake news.

[Telepathic Intruder]

This can’t be real.

[Secret Agent Man]

Assuming this is a fictitious piece.

[Viking2002]

You gotta be effing kidding me......well, let her broil her clam in there, then. One less miserable agitator having a meltdown every time a white, heterosexual male takes a breath of air.

[dfwgator]

In the immortal words of Basil Fawlty, “We should let you all burn!”

[Chode]

.........HA ha!!!

[Ransomed]

I am micro-aggressed that males are still even allowed to be firefighters. I will be in my safe space cowering, yearning for the day when only obese disabled African American lesbians may be firefighters for social justice.

Freegards

[blueyon]

To all that do not see this is listed under HUMOR......”The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.”