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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - CONT'D***

Posted on 04/14/2017 6:14:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

I couldn't resist....so many memes this week

“The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many.” #UnitedMovieLines

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United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines

Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines

This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines

May the odds be ever in your favor #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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Every time a customer's bell is rung a United agent get's his wings #UnitedMovieLines

And that goes for your little carry-on, too! #UnitedMovieLines

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Just imagine how we treat your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"What have here us a failure to re-accommodate!" #UnitedMovieLines

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"Drag And Drop" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"You are now free to limp about the cabin." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

 

And for those discouraged by UA, you could try another airline...

To bad he didn't have a Pepsi on him. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos


For the win! #CardsAgainstHumanity #pepsi


And, how many have been taken in by this?


And, to sum up this week in one pic



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: memes; ofst; pepsi; silliness; unitedairlines
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To: mylife

I’ve used the Kindle app on my phone while awaiting one of those...you know...the ones that feel imminent but take forever to move...


81 posted on 04/15/2017 3:03:03 AM PDT by ExGeeEye (For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.)
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To: Trillian

Arthur Dent sends greetings.


82 posted on 04/15/2017 3:06:10 AM PDT by ExGeeEye (For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.)
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To: Red Badger

LOL!!!!


83 posted on 04/15/2017 3:48:04 AM PDT by TXBlair (We will not forget Benghazi.)
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To: ExGeeEye

:D


84 posted on 04/15/2017 7:57:17 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: Lucky9teen

What a pleasant surprise - thank you for the thread!

1. What city do you live: Anonymousville
2. What do you do: Try to get caught working
3. How many siblings do you have: None
4. Any children - how many: None
5. Thing That Last Made You Laugh: My better half filed my taxes. Tonight. The mutual laughter was mostly relief!
6. Biggest Fear: Fiery death
7. Who is your hero: Dad
8. Curious - what religion do you practice: None
9. Dumbest Lie Ever Told: Sorry, no idea what I did was bothering you - heh
10. Someone Funny who makes you laugh: My better half
11. Age: Forty-mumble
12. Real first Name: Hey-you
13. Nicknames: Titan
14. Favorite Color: Blue
15. Someone You Miss: Papaw
16. Something You Regret Doing: Some financial decisions, of course
17. Favorite movie: Blazing Saddles, Pulp Fiction... company matters more than the movie
18. Favorite Memory: Any handyman/woods lore from Dad
19. Favorite Holiday: None - stressful time of covering for coworkers out on vacation
20. Favorite Season: Fall
21. Favorite Number: None
22. Thing That Annoys You: Having my time wasted by small talk. Or just plain having my time wasted.
23. Shoe Size: 9-ish
24. Birthday: Once a year


85 posted on 04/17/2017 1:05:39 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Best ever!


86 posted on 04/17/2017 8:45:35 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch (https://thepurginglutheran.wordpress.com)
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To: Lucky9teen

Thanks for doing this thread one more week.


87 posted on 04/17/2017 11:00:33 AM PDT by upchuck (Be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not weak; be bold, but not bully; be thoughtful, but not lazy.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Great thread!!


88 posted on 04/17/2017 11:08:50 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Lucky9teen

89 posted on 04/21/2017 8:04:18 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Lucky9teen

90 posted on 04/21/2017 8:06:37 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Lucky9teen

91 posted on 04/21/2017 8:08:55 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Lucky9teen

92 posted on 04/21/2017 8:12:44 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 6amgelsmama; 88keys; ...

There's nothing that says we can't post Silliness on the back end of this thread with crazy silliness every week....



Are you in?


93 posted on 04/21/2017 10:57:59 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 1000?

(((HUGS)))


94 posted on 04/21/2017 10:59:01 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Lucky9teen
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95 posted on 04/21/2017 11:00:03 AM PDT by SkyDancer (You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Anyone out there in Silliness land?


96 posted on 04/21/2017 11:00:43 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Maybe


97 posted on 04/21/2017 11:01:09 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I can


98 posted on 04/21/2017 11:01:19 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Bump this thread...


99 posted on 04/21/2017 11:01:32 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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To: Lucky9teen

To 100 or more?


100 posted on 04/21/2017 11:01:46 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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