***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - CONT'D***

[Lucky9teen]

I couldn't resist....so many memes this week

“The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many.” #UnitedMovieLines

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United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines

Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines

This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines

May the odds be ever in your favor #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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Every time a customer's bell is rung a United agent get's his wings #UnitedMovieLines

And that goes for your little carry-on, too! #UnitedMovieLines

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Just imagine how we treat your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"What have here us a failure to re-accommodate!" #UnitedMovieLines

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"Drag And Drop" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"You are now free to limp about the cabin." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

 

And for those discouraged by UA, you could try another airline...

To bad he didn't have a Pepsi on him. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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For the win! #CardsAgainstHumanity #pepsi

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And, how many have been taken in by this?

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And, to sum up this week in one pic

[mylife]

Purely for the animation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFTjVwJakSY

[mylife]

Purely for the animation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFTjVwJakSY

[left that other site]

Good Morning!

Late, but for a good cause...my pit bull took me for a 3 mile walk.

[fredhead]

1. What city do you live: Norfolk
2. What do you do: Electronics Tech
3. How many siblings do you have: 1 sister
4. Any children - how many: 1 girl
5. Thing That Last Made You Laugh: Silliness Thread
6. Biggest Fear: Being alone
7. Who is your hero: Dad
8. Curious - what religion do you practice: Christian but not really practicing
9. Dumbest Lie Ever Told: don’t remember either - or maybe I’m lying
10. Someone Funny who makes you laugh: Mel Brooks
11. Age: 58
12. Real first Name: Freddie
13. Nicknames: Fred
14. Favorite Color: Black, the absence of all color
15. Someone You Miss: Mom and Dad
16. Something You Regret Doing: Having my wife run off
17. Favorite movie: How can I answer? I have over 900 on DVD.....
18. Favorite Memory: Fishing with Mom and Dad
19. Favorite Holiday: Independence Day
20. Favorite Season: Fall....Spring has too much pollen
21. Favorite Number: 13
22. Thing That Annoys You: People who mooch off of others
23. Shoe Size: 8.5
24. Birthday: January 30

[Twinkie]

You’re supposed to be taking yourself a much-needed
vacation! Fly United! :o)

[fredhead]

[OLDCU]

Thank you! Have a great Easter.

[mylife]

You work for NSA?

1. What city do you live: This one
2. What do you do: Engineer
3. How many siblings do you have: 2
4. Any children - how many: 1
5. Thing That Last Made You Laugh: Silliness Thread
6. Biggest Fear: Fear?
7. Who is your hero: Dad
8. Curious - what religion do you practice: Foot washing Baptist
9. Dumbest Lie Ever Told: I promise I won’t....
10. Someone Funny who makes you laugh: Patrick F McManus
11. Age: 58
12. Real first Name: Rod
13. Nicknames: Junior
14. Favorite Color: Hunter Green
15. Someone You Miss: Too many to list
16. Something You Regret Doing: Rodney’s Regret
17. Favorite movie: Murphys Heros is in the list
18. Favorite Memory: birth of my son
19. Favorite Holiday: What’s a holiday?
20. Favorite Season: Fall....Spring has too much pollen
21. Favorite Number: 7
22. Thing That Annoys You: Most things, luckily the things that annoy me also make me laugh
23. Shoe Size: # 9 redwing work boot
24. Birthday: yes

[fredhead]

[PROCON]

Mandatory for Airline travel:

[BenLurkin]

[mylife]

☺

[BenLurkin]

[fredhead]

[Red Badger]

ROR!..............

[mylife]

TSA loves minty freshness

[MarineBrat]

Glad to see my favorite Friday morning activity here.

And now for something completely different.

[mylife]

2 Marines LOL

[BenLurkin]

[glennaro]

What a nice surprise & a fine treat that the OFST lives another week! Thank you!