***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - CONT'D***

[Lucky9teen]

I couldn't resist....so many memes this week

“The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many.” #UnitedMovieLines

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United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines

Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines

This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines

May the odds be ever in your favor #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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Every time a customer's bell is rung a United agent get's his wings #UnitedMovieLines

And that goes for your little carry-on, too! #UnitedMovieLines

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Just imagine how we treat your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"What have here us a failure to re-accommodate!" #UnitedMovieLines

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"Drag And Drop" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"You are now free to limp about the cabin." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

 

And for those discouraged by UA, you could try another airline...

To bad he didn't have a Pepsi on him. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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For the win! #CardsAgainstHumanity #pepsi

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And, how many have been taken in by this?

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And, to sum up this week in one pic

[wyokostur]

[Lucky9teen]

***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD CONTINUES - WEEK 4/28***

The best part of wakin' up.....is soldiers in your cup

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"Those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand." - Kurt Vonnegut

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50 Shades of Grain
Porn Flakes
Special D
Rice Frisky
Captain munch
Cheery Hoes
Busty Charms

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I'd make a good chemistry pun, but all the good ones Argon.

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What do you call a delaying Russian?

Stalin.

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What are you looking at? Sound it out...

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Think about it literally

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Think Book Titles

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Can you get this one? I'm stumped...

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Let the groaning begin....

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What type of person doesn’t love pizza?

A weirDOUGH!

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Ann hath a problem
Ann hath a solution
Ann hath a will

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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.

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It's gonna be May

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Ok can anyone get this pun? The guy is Mao

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Then it just becomes a soap opera.

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Jaden Smith just casually going from The Weeknd to Barack Obama

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I know some people who need this

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Uh oh....looks like someone has a case of the 'Mondays'

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

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Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?

He pastaway.

Cannoli do so much.

Now hes just a pizza history.

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Run Forest, Run!!

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[wyokostur]

I asked my friend in North Korea how he was. He said he can’t complain.

[Lucky9teen]

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Hi Lucky!

:-)

[Monkey Face]

I like the memes! Thanks, Lucky! Silliness ROOLS! (I think I lost the D...)

[Lucky9teen]

[PROCON]

[Trillian]

To start, press any key.
Where's the Any key?
I see Esk, Catarol, and Pig Up.
There doesn't seem to be any Any key.

[Trillian]

[TADSLOS]

Back IN again! Rolling Friday Silliness Thunder!!

[JoeProBono]

[Monkey Face]

That’s good! LOL!

[Ingtar]

I got 1 fifth, 2 fifth, red fifth, blue fifth... still working on the pails.

[TADSLOS]

[Trillian]

A neighborhood covered in poop is at war over whether majestic peacocks should stay

[JoeProBono]

[SERKIT]

United Airlines’ new theme song is “Rhapsody in Black and Blue”.

[wyokostur]

[BenLurkin]