***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - CONT'D***

[Lucky9teen]

I couldn't resist....so many memes this week

“The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many.” #UnitedMovieLines

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United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines

Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines

This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines

May the odds be ever in your favor #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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Every time a customer's bell is rung a United agent get's his wings #UnitedMovieLines

And that goes for your little carry-on, too! #UnitedMovieLines

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Just imagine how we treat your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"What have here us a failure to re-accommodate!" #UnitedMovieLines

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"Drag And Drop" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"You are now free to limp about the cabin." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

 

And for those discouraged by UA, you could try another airline...

To bad he didn't have a Pepsi on him. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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For the win! #CardsAgainstHumanity #pepsi

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And, how many have been taken in by this?

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And, to sum up this week in one pic

[mylife]

Dude has a lame Mowhawk

[wyokostur]

Let’s Play 24 Questions

1. What city do you live: Saratoga
2. What do you do: Artist
3. How many siblings do you have: 2 - 1 brother/1 sister
4. Any children - how many: 2, 1 daughter & 1 son
5. Thing That Last Made You Laugh: my dog
6. Biggest Fear: something happening to my kids
7. Who is your hero: my Mother in law
8. Curious - what religion do you practice: non-denominational - Evangelical Christian
9. Dumbest Lie Ever Told: most were to myself ( it’s ok, everyone does it)
10. Someone Funny who makes you laugh: my brother
11. Age: 51
12. Real first Name: Lori
13. Nick Names: Hubby calls me baby
14. Favorite Color: Hunter Green
15. Someone You Miss: My Grandparents
16. Something You Regret Doing: not sharing the Gospel with my Dad before he died
17. Favorite movie: the Cowboys
18. Favorite Memory: Camping in the mountains with my Grandparents
19. Favorite Holiday: Christmas
20. Favorite Season: Fall(elk hunting)
21. Favorite Number: 1
22. Thing That Annoy you: liberals
23. Shoe Size: 8.5
24. Birthday: August 10

[Dallas59]

[BenLurkin]

[Dallas59]

[BenLurkin]

[Delta 21]

Felix has been one cool cat since way back.

[mylife]

Pretty sure I saw that on the King of Saudi Arabia’s plane but it was solid gold

You should see the terlit seat

Jeez we used to use an outhouse

Do people actually get on the web when they are.. You know.
Do people order food in there? Do they eat in there?

[mylife]

Restrooms

One day I went into the public restroom about noon.
Stall 1 had a bucket of KFC on the ground and the dude was having lunch in there.
Stall 2 had a pair or shoes sitting in there and 2 bare feet slapping on the floor
Stall 3 was occupied but there were no feet on the ground.

I figured it was some Asian guy aiming

[acad1228]

1. What city do you live: Sapulpa
2. What do you do: Not much
3. How many siblings do you have: 7 - 2 brothers/1 half-sister / 2 half-brothers / 1 step-brother / 1 step-sister
4. Any children - how many: 3 - 2 boys/1 girl
5. Thing That Last Made You Laugh: Poddy-Break (Tim Hawkins Podcast)
6. Biggest Fear: being buried alive
7. Who is your hero: My Brother
8. Curious - what religion do you practice: Christian/
9. Dumbest Lie Ever Told: don’t remember
10. Someone Funny who makes you laugh: Tim Hawkins
11. Age: 55
12. Real first Name: Alan
13. Nicknames: Dad?
14. Favorite Color: Blue
15. Someone You Miss: Grandpa
16. Something You Regret Doing: Never serving in the military
17. Favorite movie: Serenity
18. Favorite Memory: Christmas at Grandma’s
19. Favorite Holiday: Christmas at Grandma’s
20. Favorite Season: OU Football
21. Favorite Number: 42
22. Thing That Annoys You: Oblivious people
23. Shoe Size: 11 EEE
24. Birthday: December 28

[mylife]

Yuppers and I am a dog guy LOL

[Monkey Face]

Let’s Play 24 Questions

1. What city do you live: Henderson
2. What do you do: Retired
3. How many siblings do you have: Six but two have passed
4. Any children - how many: 2 one of each
5. Thing That Last Made You Laugh: This post
6. Biggest Fear: fire
7. Who is your hero: My son
8. Curious - what religion do you practice: Christian
9. Dumbest Lie Ever Told: I don’t lie.
10. Someone Funny who makes you laugh: Red Skelton
11. Age: too old
12. Real first Name: Doris
13. Nicknames: Dori, Dodie, Mac
14. Favorite Color: Turquoise
15. Someone You Miss: My dad
16. Something You Regret Doing: Marrying my second husband.
17. Favorite movie: Zulu
18. Favorite Memory: Living in Alaska
19. Favorite Holiday: Thanksgiving
20. Favorite Season: Summer
21. Favorite Number: 15
22. Thing That nnoys You: Stupid people
23. Shoe Size: 8.5
24. Birthday: May 15

[crusty old prospector]

Ah, a reprieve. Those were good.

[wyokostur]

[wyokostur]

[mylife]

That’s a beautiful Mother MOAB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJNpxvdqd_o

[fantail 1952]

Let’s Play 24 Questions

1. What city do you live: Pyongyang
2. What do you do: sleep
3. How many siblings do you have: 3 1brother 1sister 1 undecided
4. Any children - how many: I lost count
5. Thing That Last Made You Laugh: what is laugh?
6. Biggest Fear: Kim Jong Un
7. Who is your hero: Linda Lovelace
8. Curious - what religion do you practice: KIM Jong il
9. Dumbest Lie Ever Told: Hillary's campaign
10. Someone Funny who makes you laugh: Bernie Sanders
11. Age:99
12. Real first Name: Sir
13. Nick Names: Ming the Merciless
14. Favorite Color: Olive drab
15. Someone You Miss: Joe Stalin
16. Something You Regret: Voting for Nixon
17. Favorite movie: The Day the World Stood Still
18. Favorite Memory: Treblinka
19. Favorite Holiday: April fools day
20. Favorite Seasoning: Curry
21. Favorite Number: 69
22. Thing That Annoy you: answering dumb questions
23. Shoe Size: Shoes?
24. Birthday: no mas, amigo

[BenLurkin]

1. What city do you live: Hootervile
2. What do you do: Last child; just a punk in the streets
3. How many siblings do you have: Moe and Larry
4. Any children - how many: That I know of?
5. Thing That Last Made You Laugh: The Silliness Thread!
6. Biggest Fear: No FreeRepublic
7. Who is your hero: Lucky Nineteen!
8. Curious - what religion do you practice: Done practicing. Now just am.
9. Dumbest Lie Ever Told: See shoe size
10. Someone Funny who makes you laugh: Lucky nineteen!
11. Age: Old enough to know how, and young enough to still do it.
12. Real first Name: Redacted
13. Nicknames: “Hey you” “Next”
14. Favorite Color: Don’t have one
15. Someone You Miss: Last spoke with decades ago
16. Something You Regret Doing: Redacted
17. Favorite movie: n/a
18. Favorite Memory: X-rated
19. Favorite Holiday: Thank God it’s not Christmas
20. Favorite Season: turmeric
21. Favorite Number: Anything from “Singin’ in the Rain”
22. Thing That Annoys You: The cat
23. Shoe Size: 23

[mylife]

Pinky? is that you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNSNLXNnx-o

[pa_dweller]