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50 "Simpsons" One-Liners (trunc)
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| Mar 21, 2017
| Robin Edds
Posted on 03/27/2017 7:32:58 AM PDT by PeteePie
Full Header: 50 "Simpsons" One-Liners Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every Time
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: funny; homer; humor; simpsons
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To: PeteePie
While going to a family party in the Simpson family car:
Marge: Grandpa, are you sitting on that warm apple pie?
Grandpa: Oh, I hope so....
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posted on
03/27/2017 8:50:03 AM PDT
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SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: PeteePie
Homer: “Oh Lord, guide this cinderblock!”
To: Still Thinking
Laughing...IMO, Homer Simpson is the philosopher of our times.
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posted on
03/27/2017 9:00:11 AM PDT
by
PeteePie
(Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a reproach to any people - Proverbs 14:34)
To: PeteePie
I guess that’s why I never watched.
Half are stupid and the other half may be, buy I didn’t get it.
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posted on
03/27/2017 9:04:12 AM PDT
by
G Larry
(There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
To: PeteePie
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posted on
03/27/2017 9:09:21 AM PDT
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SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: PeteePie
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posted on
03/27/2017 9:10:03 AM PDT
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
To: PeteePie
Homer, watching a send up of America’s Funniest Videos, sees a man hit in the groin with a football guffaws: “THAT’S FUNNY ON SO MANY LEVELS!!”
To: PeteePie
What, no “I didn’t do it, no one saw me do it, you can’t prove anything!” ? Fail!
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posted on
03/27/2017 9:30:10 AM PDT
by
Moltke
(Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building)
To: Still Thinking
"“If God doesn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?” - Homer"
And why do vegans eat faux meat products?
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posted on
03/27/2017 9:37:10 AM PDT
by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
To: PeteePie
Personal favorite, “Beer is the cause of; and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
Homer Simpson
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posted on
03/27/2017 10:14:50 AM PDT
by
heterosupremacist
(Domine Iesu Christe, Filius Dei, miserere me peccatorem!)
To: PeteePie
Thanks for the post. There isn’t one day that goes by that I don’t say a few Simpsons quotes out loud.
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posted on
03/27/2017 12:02:56 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: broken_clock
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posted on
03/27/2017 12:15:31 PM PDT
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Trillian
To: Delta 21
I can't believe I couldn't find this quote in a picture. I just made it..
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posted on
03/27/2017 12:25:41 PM PDT
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Trillian
To: broken_clock
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03/27/2017 12:27:26 PM PDT
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Trillian
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03/27/2017 11:09:28 PM PDT
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glock rocks
(... so much win!)
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