'Smart vibrator' maker settles suit from outraged users

Fox News ^ | 13 March 2017 | Rob Quinn

[fruser1]

Standard Innovation Corp., the company behind the "We-Vibe" smart vibrator, has agreed to pay up to $10,000 to customers who used a smartphone app that allowed one partner to remotely control settings like vibration intensity...

...her vibrator was tracking information, including temperature and vibration level, and sending it back to the company's servers in Canada

[21twelve]

I never saw those movies - that must be where the couple got the idea that I read about awhile ago. Except the guy had the saw blade still in there with the toy jammed over it. Probably took about 5 seconds to saw through the toy and into his wife! Cut her pretty bad but she survived.

[Trillian]

Haha..

[Trillian]

I know, isn’t it?
I read these types of threads for the comments, not the articles. They’re always worth a lot of big laughs.

[semaj]

Is it also equipped with a camera and microphone?

[Ciaphas Cain]

The movies are excellent. And the Police Squad television series they’re based on is even better! ABC was insane to have cancelled it after only six episodes. The reason given: that people actually had to watch and PAY ATTENTION to the show. I kid you not.

[mykroar]

Real FREAKIN' naughty

[servo1969]

[Tennessee Nana]

sounds kinky to me...

[BwanaNdege]

Cate Blanchett's moral compass.

[RegulatorCountry]

Sounds like a great name for an all girl punk band.

[az_gila]

The cell phone revolution certainly miniaturized these things since the 60’s...:^)

[Chaguito]

Remember to check if local supply is 110 or 220v.

[Doogle]

[Political Junkie Too]

-PJ

[Salamander]

“Long distance telephone keeps ringing out engaged:
wonder who you’re talking with tonight.
Who you talking with tonight?
Rocks on the road.”

/Jethro Tull

[cpdiii]

I can imagine the vibrator giving out a message saying, “You have exceeded your limit! Your session is now being terminated!”

I keep trying to come up with a clever comment but yours is the best. Thus I must just say that normal sex is not over rated and turn off your damn phone and go home to your wife or partner. They beat the hell out of ATT, Verizon and others. They might even cook you breakfast.

We live in strange times.

[clearcarbon]

"'Smart vibrator' maker settles suit from outraged users"

Dumb users are naturally immune to bad vibrations.

[Samurai_Jack]

Found Blanchette’s Morals?

[trebb]

Publishing porn and getting away with it....

[teeman8r]

Laz has been hacked...