1 posted on
03/07/2017 12:35:03 PM PST by
simpson96
To: simpson96
America’s Got Talent contestant.
2 posted on
03/07/2017 12:37:06 PM PST by
stylin19a
(Terrorists - "just because you don't see them doesn't mean they aren't there")
To: simpson96
Wanna ride with me?
To: simpson96
Smile pretty for your close up, show us your bony Meth jaws.
To: simpson96
A new kind of multi-tasking.
To: simpson96
There is nothing worse than crazy. $10 says she is in complete denial about it right now.
“I never did that. People make up stuff about me all the time”.
6 posted on
03/07/2017 12:41:18 PM PST by
AppyPappy
(Don't mistake your dorm political discussions with the desires of the nation)
To: simpson96
I’ve seen this episode before on Jerry Springer..
7 posted on
03/07/2017 12:41:28 PM PST by
max americana
(For the 9th time FIRED LIBERALS from our company at this election, and every election since 2008)
To: simpson96
Texas has the nicest people, but on the other end of the bell curve of behavior we also have the trashiest of trash in all of Trashland.
“You may all go to hell; I’ll be going to Texas and smoking meth” - Daniel Boone, or something
To: simpson96
Trans-blood worm, chipmunk?
9 posted on
03/07/2017 12:45:34 PM PST by
WKUHilltopper
(WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
To: simpson96
That one on the left....she had crazy eyes.
10 posted on
03/07/2017 12:47:44 PM PST by
pa_dweller
(President Donald Trump, President Donald Trump. Because I know you like seeing it.)
To: simpson96
“Yew ain’t a-takin’ my baby, yew wort-hawgs!!” (Apologies to “Raising Arizona.”)
12 posted on
03/07/2017 12:48:04 PM PST by
redhead
(WEAPONIZED PRAYE R WORKS! MSM is DOA)
To: simpson96
Here’s my crazy story
Friend marries crazy. They have two kids. She refuses to let his parents see the kids. If she knows they are coming into town, she runs off to her parents with the kids. It becomes an obsession with her.
Eventually, they separate, joint custody. The first time he gets custody, she finds out the kids are going to his parents. She throws a tantrum, takes off out of the parking lot with the kids, screams down the road, cop chases her for speeding, she manages to get to her parents house with a line of cops behind her for failing to stop, endangerment, etc. She gets arrested. Dad gets the kids. Her parents throw a tantrum when they see the dad with the kids and they get arrested.
She finds out the kids are going to stay at his parents and throws a grand mal meltdown.... in the jail. Ends up shackled in the Chair of Shame. Eventually, she gets committed. Her parents sue for custody and the judge spends 15 seconds giving them a tour of the Land of Nope.
13 posted on
03/07/2017 12:52:50 PM PST by
AppyPappy
(Don't mistake your dorm political discussions with the desires of the nation)
To: simpson96
I just knew she had to be white! Don’t ask!
14 posted on
03/07/2017 12:53:33 PM PST by
defconw
(The long national nightmare is over! Praise God! Make America Great Again!)
To: simpson96
18 posted on
03/07/2017 1:04:35 PM PST by
vladimir998
(Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
To: simpson96
To: simpson96
“All my ex’s live in Texas...”
27 posted on
03/07/2017 1:27:00 PM PST by
donozark
(Lock HER up! Lock HIM up! Kick 'em out! Build the wall! GO TRUMP!!)
To: simpson96
Sounds like a Hell of a fight over control of the TV remote.
29 posted on
03/07/2017 1:31:33 PM PST by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: simpson96
It’s like she was competing in the criminal Olympics. Biting, stabbing, fighting.
32 posted on
03/07/2017 3:31:49 PM PST by
Newtoidaho
(Proud member of Trump's army of online trolls.)
To: simpson96
33 posted on
03/07/2017 3:34:03 PM PST by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: simpson96
I'm going to go out on a limb here and speculate that this woman was partaking in both alcohol and other hard drugs, obviously used in some kind of highly effective medicinal combination...
34 posted on
03/07/2017 3:40:26 PM PST by
sargon
("If we were in the midst of a zombie apocalypse, the Left would protest for zombies' rights.")
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