Posted on 03/03/2017 4:42:40 AM PST by Lucky9teen
This is a very important day of recognition for the tens of millions of Americans, who selflessly give their time to care for those who are ill, disabled, or elderly.
If the boss can get a Bosses Day, then it's only fair and appropriate that you, the employee, gets a day in your honor. Employee Appreciation Day honors employees everywhere.
"I Want You to be Happy Day" is an unselfish day. Its a thought that we wish upon others that we care for or love.
If Pets Had Thumbs Day leaves you wondering what would happen if.......
On this special day, proudly fly the USA flag at your home and place of business. Take this as an opportunity to sing the National Anthem, or listen to it being sung.
And, look for chances to show your patriotism.
National Salesperson Day is established to recognize the value of the truely professional salesperson. This day also recognizes the hard work performed by professional sales people.
Peach Blossom Day is a day to celebrate peach blossoms, and for girls to celebrate being girls. Does that sound a little confusing or complicated? Read on.........
It's harder than you think....
No using Google!
Every answer must start with the FIRST letter of your LAST name.
And don't duplicate my answers.
Have a bit of fun with me!
Animal - Urial
Girl Name - Ursela
Boy's Name - Ulysses
Color - Umber
Name of movie - Unfaithful
Something you wear - Uggs
Drink - utopia cocktail
Food - upside down cake
Item in a bathroom - underwear
Place - under water
Reason to be late - unruly kids
Here, I'll help
OH MY! Early today! TGIF!
Top 10!
IN!!
h/t Michelle Malkin
As the clones were growing up, she found she was never allowed to take them out for a walk, because "you'll never walk a clone".
What disturbed her the most was that every time she would visit them, they all would be yelling at the top of their lungs. When she asked why they yelled so much she was told that this was to be expected as she had ordered a dozen I scream clones.
Careful where you put your right hand linda.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Once you're in heaven do you get stuck wearing the same clothes you were buried in for an eternity?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where does that extra penny go?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
If a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?
Why are you "IN" a movie, but "ON" TV?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
I said to him, "Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge."
The annoying moment when you're trying to say something serious, and your voice breaks.
If you can't laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
When someone smells nice, it automatically makes them more attractive to me.
That awesome moment when you hear a song or word that describes your situation perfectly.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk asked if he could help me. I know I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?"
The clerk said, "Kiss my ass, get out, and stay out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
h/t Daffynition
Lucky 7
Top ten
Top 10
TOP 10??
HAPPY FRIDAY!
H for my last name.
Animal=Hippo
Girl Name=Hanna
Boy Name=Harry
Color=Henna
Name of Movie=Hang em High
Something you wear=Hat
Drink=Hemlock....ok only once :)
Food=Hash Browns
Item in Bathroom=Handsoap
Place=Honolulu
Reason to be late=Heavy Traffic
Animal - Dog
Girl Name - Donna
Boy’s Name - Donald
Color - Denim
Name of movie - Day Watch
Something you wear - Dungarees
Drink - Dark & Stormy
Food - Dumplings
Item in a bathroom - Deodorant
Place - Deep South
Reason to be late - Dumb people
B
Animal - Bob Cat
Girl Name - Big Bertha
Boy’s Name - Bosephus
Color - Blue
Name of movie - Billy Jack
Something you wear - Beer Goggles
Drink - Beer
Food - Beer
Item in a bathroom - Bidet
Place - Bayou Du Chin
Reason to be late - Beer
Mood gorning, Lucky.
16 sodium ions walked into a bar, followed by Batman.
On your RINO cartoon, here’s a little ditty I penned the other day.
John McCain is my name
And I served on the Stablishment train
‘Till Trump’s cavalry came
And tore up the tracks again
In the winter of seventeen
We thought the new guy was oh so green
By springtime, the unions fell
It’s a time I remember, oh so well
The night they drove ol’ DC down
And all the bells were ringing
The night they drove ol’ DC down
And all the people were singing
They went, “Na, na, la na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, la, na, na, na, na.”
With thanks (or condolences) to The Band
Animal - Emu
Girl Name - Emma Peel!
Boys Name - Edgar
Color - Earth tone!
Name of movie - Edge of Tomorrow
Something you wear - Eyeglasses
Drink - Elderberry juice
Food - Eggplant
Item in a bathroom - Eye drops
Place - Egypt
Reason to be late - Electricity out
Reason to be late (2) - Enema failure
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