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Help! P*ssy hat!!

Posted on 02/24/2017 11:00:35 AM PST by MNDude

I am currently sitting in a Taco Bell, and across the room, there is a young woman wearing one of those horrible p*ssy hats!

What should I do?


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To: MNDude
The Pussy Cat Song
41 posted on 02/24/2017 11:17:12 AM PST by Fiji Hill
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To: MNDude

Ask her if she’s wearing Cindy Sheehan’s womb.


42 posted on 02/24/2017 11:18:00 AM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: dangerdoc

Now, that you are behaving...avoid Starbucks.


43 posted on 02/24/2017 11:18:11 AM PST by ptsal
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To: MNDude

Quelle Surprise.


44 posted on 02/24/2017 11:20:29 AM PST by Vanders9
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To: lafroste; MNDude

Great idea. Go over and obnoxiously take her picture and then post it to us.


45 posted on 02/24/2017 11:20:33 AM PST by ichabod1 (The Wise Cracker)
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To: MNDude

Start singing, “Nothing like the real thing, baby....”


46 posted on 02/24/2017 11:21:29 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: ichabod1

Tell her that you support Trump, and ask if she would allow you to buy her meal as a sign of civility.


47 posted on 02/24/2017 11:22:01 AM PST by PTBobW (directed by Obama not to tell anyone until after October 1, 2013)
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To: MNDude

Don’t do anything.

Sorry for being boring


48 posted on 02/24/2017 11:22:43 AM PST by Mount Athos (A Giant luxury mega-mansion for Gore, a Government Green EcoShack made of poo for you)
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To: Kazan
I see what kind of trigger talk you are doin' there.
49 posted on 02/24/2017 11:23:04 AM PST by Paladin2 (No spellcheck. It's too much work to undo the auto wrong word substitution on mobile devices.)
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To: wastoute

Pass out religioe materal - LDS, Jehovah Witness, etc...and ask for a donation....


50 posted on 02/24/2017 11:24:16 AM PST by richardtavor
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To: Kazan
I see what kind of trigger talk you are doin' there.
51 posted on 02/24/2017 11:24:41 AM PST by Paladin2 (No spellcheck. It's too much work to undo the auto wrong word substitution on mobile devices.)
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To: MNDude

Order the taco supreme and a Dr. Pepper. Yummy!


52 posted on 02/24/2017 11:26:10 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: MNDude

Women call men they don’t like “Dickheads”.

Call her a “Pussyhead”.

Turnabout is fair play.


53 posted on 02/24/2017 11:28:45 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: MNDude

Grab a roll of paper towels and shove it in.


54 posted on 02/24/2017 11:29:58 AM PST by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
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To: rlmorel
In a Taco Bell, no less

Naughty FReeper !  

55 posted on 02/24/2017 11:30:35 AM PST by tomkat
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To: MNDude
Stay out of Taco Bells.

"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

56 posted on 02/24/2017 11:31:24 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: MNDude

Well, smiling at her and softly saying “Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty ... Here Kitty, Kitty” would be something I might do. But I can’t really recommend it for everyone.


57 posted on 02/24/2017 11:31:30 AM PST by katana
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To: MNDude

Walk by her and “accidentally” spill your coke all over her and her hat.


58 posted on 02/24/2017 11:32:18 AM PST by grobdriver (Where is Wilson Blair when you need him?)
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To: MNDude

Tell her,

“I get what the hat signifies. Now, what does your head signify?”


59 posted on 02/24/2017 11:33:40 AM PST by Mrs. Don-o (I'm not denyin' the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.)
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To: MNDude

Rub your d__k on it.
If she turns around startled, say “What?? I thought it was a pussy hat??”


60 posted on 02/24/2017 11:34:27 AM PST by ObozoMustGo2012 ("Be quiet... you are #fakenews!")
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