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Help! P*ssy hat!!
Posted on 02/24/2017 11:00:35 AM PST by MNDude
I am currently sitting in a Taco Bell, and across the room, there is a young woman wearing one of those horrible p*ssy hats!
What should I do?
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: chat; liberalloons
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To: MNDude
To: MNDude
Ask her if she’s wearing Cindy Sheehan’s womb.
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:18:00 AM PST
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: dangerdoc
Now, that you are behaving...avoid Starbucks.
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:18:11 AM PST
by
ptsal
To: MNDude
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:20:29 AM PST
by
Vanders9
To: lafroste; MNDude
Great idea. Go over and obnoxiously take her picture and then post it to us.
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:20:33 AM PST
by
ichabod1
(The Wise Cracker)
To: MNDude
Start singing, “Nothing like the real thing, baby....”
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:21:29 AM PST
by
trebb
(Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
To: ichabod1
Tell her that you support Trump, and ask if she would allow you to buy her meal as a sign of civility.
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:22:01 AM PST
by
PTBobW
(directed by Obama not to tell anyone until after October 1, 2013)
To: MNDude
Don’t do anything.
Sorry for being boring
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:22:43 AM PST
by
Mount Athos
(A Giant luxury mega-mansion for Gore, a Government Green EcoShack made of poo for you)
To: Kazan
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:23:04 AM PST
by
Paladin2
(No spellcheck. It's too much work to undo the auto wrong word substitution on mobile devices.)
To: wastoute
Pass out religioe materal - LDS, Jehovah Witness, etc...and ask for a donation....
To: Kazan
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:24:41 AM PST
by
Paladin2
(No spellcheck. It's too much work to undo the auto wrong word substitution on mobile devices.)
To: MNDude
Order the taco supreme and a Dr. Pepper. Yummy!
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:26:10 AM PST
by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
To: MNDude
Women call men they don’t like “Dickheads”.
Call her a “Pussyhead”.
Turnabout is fair play.
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:28:45 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: MNDude
Grab a roll of paper towels and shove it in.
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:29:58 AM PST
by
al_c
(Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
To: rlmorel
In a Taco Bell, no less Naughty FReeper !
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:30:35 AM PST
by
tomkat
To: MNDude
Stay out of Taco Bells.
"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:31:24 AM PST
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: MNDude
Well, smiling at her and softly saying “Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty ... Here Kitty, Kitty” would be something I might do. But I can’t really recommend it for everyone.
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:31:30 AM PST
by
katana
To: MNDude
Walk by her and “accidentally” spill your coke all over her and her hat.
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:32:18 AM PST
by
grobdriver
(Where is Wilson Blair when you need him?)
To: MNDude
Tell her,
“I get what the hat signifies. Now, what does your head signify?”
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:33:40 AM PST
by
Mrs. Don-o
(I'm not denyin' the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.)
To: MNDude
Rub your d__k on it.
If she turns around startled, say “What?? I thought it was a pussy hat??”
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:34:27 AM PST
by
ObozoMustGo2012
("Be quiet... you are #fakenews!")
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