Posted on 02/24/2017 4:42:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Date When Celebrated : Always February 24
Today is a holiday with a crunch. One might even suggest that it is a corny holiday. Well, that's okay because today is National Tortilla Chip Day. Just a few decades ago, Americans seldom ate Corn Chips and Salsa. It's popularity has grown immensely. Today is a tribute to that rising popularity of one of America's favorite munchies.
Did you know? The corn chip recipe was brought to the U.S. from Mexico by texas businessman Elmer Doolin.
Celebrate National Tortilla Chip Day with a handful of crunchy, tasty corn chips and your favorite salsa or dip.
Recipe of the Day: Taco Dip
I’m sorry, but Mexican food that is heavy on cilantro tastes to me like crushed up stinkbugs!
Why are you sorry?
People, arise! You have nothing to lose but your chains.
In Trump’s America people aren’t sorry for not loving everything that comes out of every other country and they’re not sorry for not hating everything that comes out of this country.
You can stop feeling like some kind of thug for not carrying around a baguette. You can go ahead and order “coffee” from a “coffee shop” instead of getting some kind of -atte or -iato from a barista. And the next time you want a burger and fries, hold your head up and order a BURGER AND FRIES!!! And ask for extra salt on the fries and ask for the burger rare. And feel free to turn down anything that comes with kale or is “infused” with something. Tell them you want some real FOOD that requires JAW MUSCLES to chew.
It’s OK to once again be a proud American and eat real food while trendy Euroweenies starve themselves to death.
No, but Jackie Clay has some good ones.
From her column:
“Corn tortillas
2 cups masa harina de maize (corn flour, not cornmeal)
1 cup (more or less) water
In a medium-sized bowl, mix enough water into the masa harina to make a very stiff dough. Add water slowly, mixing well with a fork. The dough will seem a bit dry, but will form a ball easily when worked by hand. You dont want any dry flour left, but dont want a wet dough. Let the dough rest for 10 minutes.
Dampen your hands and pinch off a large walnut sized ball, and work it into a ball. Repeat with the rest of the dough.
Using either a tortilla press, lined on both pads with waxed paper, or plastic, or a pie plate and cutting board with waxed paper on the board and under the pie plate, sandwich a slightly flattened ball of dough between waxed paper and press flat. Ive found that when using the tortilla press you need to turn the pressed tortilla around a half turn and press again to get a uniform thickness.
Some folks cut each tortilla into a perfect circle, using a bowl as a cookie cutter. But I dont mind irregular edges on the tortillas and dispense with the extra work.
Use a griddle or cast iron frying pan with no grease and heat it to a medium heat. Gently bake each tortilla about 30 seconds until edges seem dry, then gently turn and bake until it puffs slightly. Store in covered dish and use soon. This recipe makes a dozen tortillas.
To make taco shells, heat ¼-inch of grease in heavy frying pan. Fry each baked tortilla until limp. With tongs, gently fold tortilla in half and continue frying, holding the edges apart. Cook 1½ minutes longer, turning once, until crisp. Drain on a paper towel.
To soften tortillas to fill, heat 2 Tbsp. grease in a small frying pan. Holding a baked tortilla with tongs, dip each one in oil till limp. Drain on paper towel. Repeat, adding oil, when necessary. Fill.
Hint: I often add spices, such as chili powders, garlic, and onion to the masa harina before adding the water for different flavors. We like them this way.
Flour tortillas
2 cups flour
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. baking powder
1 Tbsp. shortening
½ to ¾ cups quite warm water
In a medium mixing bowl, stir together the dry ingredients. Cut in the shortening well. Add warm water until the mixture forms a medium dough. Add more water, if needed, but dont let it get to a sticky dough. It needs to be able to be handled well. Let rest for 15 minutes; it rises some.
Divide the dough in half, then in halves again, eventually forming 12 pieces. On a lightly floured surface, roll each into a ball, then roll out into a 7-inch round. Again, some folks trim them into a perfect circle. We prefer the appearance of irregular tortillas; they have character.
I pat each tortilla a bit with my hands and lay it on an ungreased griddle over a medium heat. Bake about 1½ minutes on each side, until lightly speckled brown. Hold hot under clean tea towel; serve or fill.
I hope youll enjoy these tortillas as much as we do.”
http://www.backwoodshome.com/ask-jackie-by-jackie-clay-issue-70/
I didn’t expect that . . .
NOBODY expects the OFST post-type counter.
The Truth about Pepe the Frog and the Cult of Kek [Free Republic]
I see what you did there.
Thanks for the chuckle! You’re right! I’ll take a firm stand against cilantro!!
I’m the third kind...
Those who remember to read OFST on S, M, T, or even W of the following week.
That’s so stolen :)
I’m glad you were able to see the humor. I kept reading and re-reading before posting thinking, “What if he thinks I’m really attacking him?”
But this is FR and OSFT, not some college facebook world.
Silliness thread is great! On another thread, maybe someone could have misunderstood... Lol
No one expected that one
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