Why are you sorry?
People, arise! You have nothing to lose but your chains.
In Trump’s America people aren’t sorry for not loving everything that comes out of every other country and they’re not sorry for not hating everything that comes out of this country.
You can stop feeling like some kind of thug for not carrying around a baguette. You can go ahead and order “coffee” from a “coffee shop” instead of getting some kind of -atte or -iato from a barista. And the next time you want a burger and fries, hold your head up and order a BURGER AND FRIES!!! And ask for extra salt on the fries and ask for the burger rare. And feel free to turn down anything that comes with kale or is “infused” with something. Tell them you want some real FOOD that requires JAW MUSCLES to chew.
It’s OK to once again be a proud American and eat real food while trendy Euroweenies starve themselves to death.
Thanks for the chuckle! You’re right! I’ll take a firm stand against cilantro!!