National Tortilla Chip Day
Date When Celebrated : Always February 24
Posted on 02/24/2017 4:42:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Date When Celebrated : Always February 24
Today is a holiday with a crunch. One might even suggest that it is a corny holiday. Well, that's okay because today is National Tortilla Chip Day. Just a few decades ago, Americans seldom ate Corn Chips and Salsa. It's popularity has grown immensely. Today is a tribute to that rising popularity of one of America's favorite munchies.
Did you know? The corn chip recipe was brought to the U.S. from Mexico by texas businessman Elmer Doolin.
Celebrate National Tortilla Chip Day with a handful of crunchy, tasty corn chips and your favorite salsa or dip.
Recipe of the Day: Taco Dip
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Happy Friday, Lucky!!!
Good morning.
Happy Friday. Top 20.
Thanks for the thread.
Anyone have a good homemade flour tortilla recipe?
My Grandma used to make them all the time from scratch. THICK ones! They were awesome.
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