[Klemper]

NOPE

[LYDIAONTARIO]

The media still lives in obama’s rectum

[Viking2002]

I don't know about crawling in me, but my wife swears that when I use the throne, something dead comes out of my butt. I tell her, nah - the toilet just has bad breath.

[TADSLOS]

"The Host" - X Files 2x02

[2ndDivisionVet]

I read once that you are always less than six feet away from a spider.

[Robert DeLong]

Perhaps there is a need for full head sleep nets. 8>)

[kearnyirish2]

Anyone who watches “Monsters Inside Me” will never visit the Third World. Larvae that burrow into your skin just because a fly landed on you? No thanks.

Worst thing I saw was a guy (in Brazil?) who had a long, slender fish swim into his penis while he was swimming in his birthday suit; apparently you’re supposed to wear certain bathing suits to prevent it.

[dragnet2]

They’re finding these huge intestinal worms in people in some South American countries. It’s been reported, a successful way to eradicate the worm from the body, some doctors have laid the patient on their stomachs and prop their mouths open with a wedge. They put out a piece of raw meat in front of the victims mouth. When the worm eventually exits the mouth after sensing the meat, the doctor quickly grabs it and pulls it out of the patient.

[Ancesthntr]

Gerbils were always on my list of most horrifying animals to be inside one’s body...and the horror had more to do with the fact that some people did/do that ON PURPOSE. EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!

[kearnyirish2]

Anyone who watches “Monsters Inside Me” will never visit the Third World. Larvae that burrow into your skin just because a fly landed on you? No thanks.

Worst thing I saw was a guy (in Brazil?) who had a long, slender fish swim into his penis while he was swimming in his birthday suit; apparently you’re supposed to wear certain bathing suits to prevent it.

[JoeProBono]

[Celtic Conservative]

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!

You’re welcome.

CC

[PAR35]

So you tease us with the really important stories, but then don't even provide a link? Shame on you.

(See "Giant Roaches Can Grow Big Testicles When They Need Them.")

At least the story didn't mention the Candiru - that would make most of the men here flinch.

[Emergencyawesome]

[Drew68]

***GRAPHIC***

Botfly infestation in monkey

Jigger egg sac removal

(Jiggers are an invasive species of sand flea to Africa where they've thrived due to poor sanitation and a lack of footwear. They burrow into hands and feet and lay eggs which have to be removed. This guy has dozens of these videos.)

[Sirius Lee]

[Hot Tabasco]

This is one link I’m not going to click on.....no way