Anyone who watches “Monsters Inside Me” will never visit the Third World. Larvae that burrow into your skin just because a fly landed on you? No thanks.
Worst thing I saw was a guy (in Brazil?) who had a long, slender fish swim into his penis while he was swimming in his birthday suit; apparently you’re supposed to wear certain bathing suits to prevent it.
My neighbor came back from vacation and began suffering severe headaches on the top of her head. Turned out a bot (?) fly larvae was growing under her skin. Makes me sick just to think about it.