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REPORT: Aaron Hernandez Says He Too Will Skip Out On Patriots White House Visit (Satire)
Daily Snark ^ | 2/9/17

Posted on 02/11/2017 12:06:12 PM PST by Timpanagos1

SHIRLEY, MA – With Donald Trump along with his many heavily criticized views, policies and stigmas, many wondered if there would be any drama regarding the first professional sports team, the winner of the Super Bowl, that would visit him in office as part of tradition. That drama has come to fruition.

Just four days after Super Bowl LI came to its conclussion, six Patriots players have already pulled out of the visit before even being invited. That number just moved to seven.

Per Patriots reporter Mike Reiss, Aaron Hernandez has reportedly made the decision to skip out on the visit as well.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailysnark.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: murder
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To: SoFloFreeper

Again, he’s in prison for life.

Multiple murders.

The posts on this thread are much funnier than the thread itself :)

It was on the front pages for like half a year :)


21 posted on 02/11/2017 12:14:54 PM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper cbrust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: Timpanagos1

I wondered did he beat his rap....silly me


22 posted on 02/11/2017 12:15:09 PM PST by wardaddy (trump is a great tourniquet but that's all folks.......)
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To: Calvin Locke

YES!!!!!!!!!!


23 posted on 02/11/2017 12:15:13 PM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper cbrust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: Timpanagos1
Good to know. This way we can separate the sheep from the goats.
24 posted on 02/11/2017 12:15:20 PM PST by KarlInOhio (a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
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To: Timpanagos1

He probably would go if he could.


25 posted on 02/11/2017 12:15:28 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Timpanagos1

He probably would go if he could.


26 posted on 02/11/2017 12:15:29 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: PlateOfShrimp

Well, Hell, the difference between Aaron Hernandez and LaGarratte Blount is...well, there isnt any difference other than Blount hasn’t been caught yet.


27 posted on 02/11/2017 12:17:35 PM PST by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: Timpanagos1

MLK gave his life so African Americans can get into the White House and people like him throw it away.

Stupid is as Stupid does.


28 posted on 02/11/2017 12:17:50 PM PST by MagillaX
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To: Timpanagos1

For those of us who dont know wtf the snark is, and think Aaron is insane enough to say this, type (sarcasm) next time. Only 7 letters :)


29 posted on 02/11/2017 12:19:05 PM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper cbrust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: Timpanagos1
LOLOLOL! I thought that name was familiar!

Very good!

30 posted on 02/11/2017 12:19:10 PM PST by Steely Tom (Liberals think in propaganda)
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To: MarvinStinson
I think these people are too scared to go to the White House.

coward adj.

Word History: A coward is one who "turns tail." The word comes from Old French couart, coart, "coward," and is related to Italian codardo, "coward." Couart is formed from coe, a northern French dialectal variant of cue, "tail" (from Latin cda), to which the derogatory suffix -ard was added. This suffix appears in bastard, laggard, and sluggard, to name a few.

A coward may also be one with his tail between his legs. In heraldry a lion couard, "cowardly lion," was depicted with his tail between his legs. So a coward may be one with his tail hidden between his legs or one who turns tail and runs like a rabbit, with his tail showing.


31 posted on 02/11/2017 12:22:18 PM PST by donna ('God's standards, like it or not, are the basis for the laws that led to western civilization.)
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To: dp0622

OTOH, if Dukakis was still governor, Hernandez would be able to get out for the trip, down through Maryland, on the Willie Horton Prison Furlough Program.


32 posted on 02/11/2017 12:22:19 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: Timpanagos1

He had this nice tattoo added to his neck while incarcerated...

33 posted on 02/11/2017 12:24:34 PM PST by Geronimo ( Trump, sump pump, bump...)
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To: dp0622

Maybe the ones that don’t go to the White House can go to the Big House and have coffee with W106228 !
At the end of Trump’s 8 years olde W106228, if someone doesn’t kill him, will still be W106228 !


34 posted on 02/11/2017 12:26:20 PM PST by GOYAKLA (" The Russians made me vote, for Donald J. Trump"! NOT!)
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To: Geronimo

How are convicted prison inmates allowed to get new tattoos? Did the taxpayers pay for this?

Convicted murderers need to be executed. This insanity needs to stop, and we need to stop paying for it, in more ways than one.


35 posted on 02/11/2017 12:27:06 PM PST by Right-wing Librarian
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To: dp0622

Oh, that’s funny! Okay, you can see how little I follow sports!


36 posted on 02/11/2017 12:29:37 PM PST by A_perfect_lady
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To: Right-wing Librarian

I think they do it ‘inhouse’ with ballpoint pens and needles or pins, it’s been going on in prisons for a long time...


37 posted on 02/11/2017 12:32:01 PM PST by Geronimo ( Trump, sump pump, bump...)
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To: Timpanagos1

Isnt Aaron Hernandez in the pokey for murder


38 posted on 02/11/2017 12:32:45 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: donna

“I think these people are too scared to go to the White House.”

Yes, usually people are scared if they must break out of prison to visit the White House.


39 posted on 02/11/2017 12:32:45 PM PST by Timpanagos1
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To: Timpanagos1

The non-attendees won’t be missed.


40 posted on 02/11/2017 12:36:12 PM PST by Carl Vehse
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