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Snake Stuffed Down Thief's Pants Returned to Oregon Pet Store
UPI ^
| Jan. 13, 2017
| Ben Hooper
Posted on 01/13/2017 9:27:15 PM PST by nickcarraway
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I never realized part of Oregon was in Florida.
To: Salamander
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
01/13/2017 9:32:44 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: nickcarraway
Eww! Who wants to buy it now?
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posted on
01/13/2017 9:33:45 PM PST
by
Bigg Red
(To Thee, O Lord, I lift my soul. Thank you for saving our Republic.)
To: nickcarraway
Everything in the article said Portland, Oregon,
I hope the snake bit the thief in some of his sensitive areas.
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posted on
01/13/2017 9:34:08 PM PST
by
Innovative
("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
To: nickcarraway
I thought he was glad to see me.....
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posted on
01/13/2017 9:36:50 PM PST
by
clintonh8r
(AMERICA! THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY SCREEN NAME OBSOLETE!)
To: nickcarraway
the snake appears to be in good health Traumatized by the reptilian violator.
To: nickcarraway
I’ve been stopped by Pet Store security more than once for being accused of stuffing a snake down my pants.
They are always courteous and apologize when when they’ve realized they made a mistake.
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posted on
01/13/2017 9:42:37 PM PST
by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: dp0622
They accused you of trying to sneak out 200 lbs of dog food in your coat?
To: nickcarraway
You mother ####er!!!!!! lol.
You ########er!!!
Mother #######. lol
I hate you. :)
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posted on
01/13/2017 9:45:42 PM PST
by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: nickcarraway
Still ROFL!
You win tonight, but I’ll be back!!!
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posted on
01/13/2017 9:46:24 PM PST
by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: nickcarraway
Poor snake is going to need therapy to recover from the trauma.
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posted on
01/13/2017 9:48:34 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
To: nickcarraway
I get stopped all the time.
To: dp0622
Damn you beat me to it.
I thought I was being creative.
To: dp0622
Ereptile dysfunction can make make people limp, is that why they spotted you?
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posted on
01/13/2017 11:07:09 PM PST
by
piasa
To: piasa
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posted on
01/13/2017 11:10:08 PM PST
by
indcons
(Council of Khalistan lies, Americans die)
To: nickcarraway
You’d be surprised how often this happens, usually in mom-and-pop pet stores and at reptile expos, which generally don’t have high tech enclosures with locks, like PetCo and PetSmart do.
Every so often, in my snake forums, a BOLO will be posted by a store owner or breeder, trying to get their animals back.
The worst tragedies are when ‘store mascots’ get snake-napped.
Sometimes, they get them back, but more often, not.
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posted on
01/13/2017 11:50:24 PM PST
by
Salamander
(We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives...)
To: dp0622
Richard Gere says it’s a lot easier to steal a gerbil. Not sure how that is “easier” (or even possible). I suppose easier to not get caught.
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posted on
01/13/2017 11:59:07 PM PST
by
21twelve
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts It is happening again.)
To: piasa
YEP! But I’m afraid to take Viagara :)
You sound like you know a lot about it :)
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posted on
01/14/2017 1:17:13 AM PST
by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: piasa
Ereptile dysfunction can make make people limp, is that why they spotted you?Bill Clinton's "reptile" was spotted, too - but I think he was born that way!
Regards,
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posted on
01/14/2017 1:20:10 AM PST
by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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