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Snake Stuffed Down Thief's Pants Returned to Oregon Pet Store
UPI ^ | Jan. 13, 2017 | Ben Hooper

Posted on 01/13/2017 9:27:15 PM PST by nickcarraway

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I never realized part of Oregon was in Florida.

1 posted on 01/13/2017 9:27:15 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Salamander

Ping


2 posted on 01/13/2017 9:32:30 PM PST by nickcarraway
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3 posted on 01/13/2017 9:32:44 PM PST by dfwgator
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Eww! Who wants to buy it now?


4 posted on 01/13/2017 9:33:45 PM PST by Bigg Red (To Thee, O Lord, I lift my soul. Thank you for saving our Republic.)
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To: nickcarraway

Everything in the article said Portland, Oregon,

I hope the snake bit the thief in some of his sensitive areas.


5 posted on 01/13/2017 9:34:08 PM PST by Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
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I thought he was glad to see me.....


6 posted on 01/13/2017 9:36:50 PM PST by clintonh8r (AMERICA! THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY SCREEN NAME OBSOLETE!)
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the snake appears to be in good health

Traumatized by the reptilian violator.

7 posted on 01/13/2017 9:41:39 PM PST by HonkyTonkMan
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I’ve been stopped by Pet Store security more than once for being accused of stuffing a snake down my pants.

They are always courteous and apologize when when they’ve realized they made a mistake.


8 posted on 01/13/2017 9:42:37 PM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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They accused you of trying to sneak out 200 lbs of dog food in your coat?


9 posted on 01/13/2017 9:44:39 PM PST by nickcarraway
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You mother ####er!!!!!! lol.

You ########er!!!

Mother #######. lol

I hate you. :)


10 posted on 01/13/2017 9:45:42 PM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: nickcarraway

Still ROFL!

You win tonight, but I’ll be back!!!


11 posted on 01/13/2017 9:46:24 PM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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Poor snake is going to need therapy to recover from the trauma.
12 posted on 01/13/2017 9:48:34 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
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I get stopped all the time.


13 posted on 01/13/2017 9:53:17 PM PST by Proyecto Anonimo
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Damn you beat me to it.

I thought I was being creative.


14 posted on 01/13/2017 10:07:10 PM PST by Proyecto Anonimo
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To: dp0622

Ereptile dysfunction can make make people limp, is that why they spotted you?


15 posted on 01/13/2017 11:07:09 PM PST by piasa
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LOL


16 posted on 01/13/2017 11:10:08 PM PST by indcons (Council of Khalistan lies, Americans die)
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To: nickcarraway

You’d be surprised how often this happens, usually in mom-and-pop pet stores and at reptile expos, which generally don’t have high tech enclosures with locks, like PetCo and PetSmart do.

Every so often, in my snake forums, a BOLO will be posted by a store owner or breeder, trying to get their animals back.

The worst tragedies are when ‘store mascots’ get snake-napped.

Sometimes, they get them back, but more often, not.


17 posted on 01/13/2017 11:50:24 PM PST by Salamander (We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives...)
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Richard Gere says it’s a lot easier to steal a gerbil. Not sure how that is “easier” (or even possible). I suppose easier to not get caught.


18 posted on 01/13/2017 11:59:07 PM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts It is happening again.)
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YEP! But I’m afraid to take Viagara :)

You sound like you know a lot about it :)


19 posted on 01/14/2017 1:17:13 AM PST by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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Ereptile dysfunction can make make people limp, is that why they spotted you?

Bill Clinton's "reptile" was spotted, too - but I think he was born that way!

Regards,

20 posted on 01/14/2017 1:20:10 AM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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