Posted on 01/10/2017 1:13:27 PM PST by PROCON
DUNDALK, Maryland (AP/Meredith) - A man who got upset when his wife took a bite of his grilled cheese sandwich opened fire inside his home and sparked an hours-long standoff with police, according to authorities.
Baltimore County police worked to diffuse the bizarre situation Sunday night.
During the standoff, a woman and three teenagers ran outside the home and told officers a man started shooting through the basement floor after he found out someone ate a piece of his sandwich, WBAL-TV
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In her case it would be about ten sandwiches.
If his shot had hit the sammich would that make it Drilled Cheese??
It’s Dundawk, hon.
Naturally ...
Years ago, when I was just starting out in Law enforcement we had a man kill his mother because she ate a pork chop he was saving for dinner. Sadly, this is nothing new.
CC
Yep - if it had had bacon in it, sure, any jury would have found ‘justifiable homicide’, if it had gone that far.
But for a plain grilled cheese sandwich? What was he thinking?
The problem may have had more to do with whose hotdog she was eating.
A few (OK many) years ago, when my son was a teenager.... I would make my lunch each evening to take to work the next day, then put the whole lunch bag in the fridge to grab in the morning.
MANY times I would take out my sandwich at work, to find ONE BITE missing. It was sort of an endearing “ism” of his...
I’d think she’d be better off with a 1/4 sandwich.
Wow, you put that nicely. When I moved to the Baltimore area and was looking for houses, even people I knew who lived in Dundalk steered me away.
I will, if you PROMISE to eat it ...
< snicker >
“Dundalk High School.”
Not a man.
Geez. I only whacked my Golden Retriever on the ass with a spatula for stealing a porterhouse.
Don’t ever...EVER...Get between a man and his grilled cheese sammich!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some of that good Fumunda Cheese?
From Saturday: Woman Threatens Brother With Dagger for Eating Dumplings
“Bronco Billy”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080472/?ref_=nv_sr_2
Antoinette Lilly: Have you ever been married?
Bronco Billy McCoy: Sure. A long time ago.
Antoinette Lilly: Did you love her?
Bronco Billy McCoy: With all my heart. Sometimes that just isn’t enough.
Antoinette Lilly: What happened?
Bronco Billy McCoy: I caught her in bed with my best friend.
Antoinette Lilly: What did you do to him?
Bronco Billy McCoy: I shot her.
Antoinette Lilly: What! What about him?
Bronco Billy McCoy: He was my best friend!
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