[CodeToad]

Damn! I thought dead men tell no tales!

[mountn man]

ping

[HiJinx]

Man, it’s those pesky office romances that’ll get you every time...

[meyer]

She was a dead ringer for his former girlfriend.

[sparklite2]

ROFL

[moovova]

Morticia appreciates your humor...

[MplsSteve]

As Ed McMahon would say.

HAY-OOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Trillian]

That’s a stone cold shame.

[mad_as_he$$]

Who ratted him out?

[OLDCU]

LOL! LOL! LOL! Good one.

[rockrr]

One of the idiosyncrasies of growing up in suburban America in the 50’s and 60’s was the monster craze. It was arguably the golden years for monster and horror movies, monster magazines, and even monster models.

Living in whitebread suburbia meant that we had to find our own thrills because things leaned toward, shall we say, the bucolic.

So when Sammy (not his real name), son of a prominent funeral home owner/operator invited us to spend the night at the home, some in the gang actually contemplated it. “It’ll be great!” Sammy exclaimed. “We can look at all the stuff and do whatever we want!”

It was the last part that troubled me. I had heard stories about Sammy and his father’s “house of death”. Whispered stories with tons of innuendo but not much fact. I wasn’t old enough to know about necrophilia but instinctively the hairs on the back of my head stood up and I (and the rest of my friends) declined.

Several years later I read a piece in the local newspaper about Sammy and the clients of the funeral Home. Several years after that I again read about Sammy - this time that he had been convicted of child rape. More than one.

Some monsters don’t wear costumes...

[RightGeek]

[latina4dubya]

ha!

[Vermont Lt]

Eeeww.

Actually, I’ve met some morticians and they say this is the most common question they get.

Its like asking your Dentist if they’ve seen Marathon Man.

[Hyman Roth]

Nothing like getting the Cold Shoulder.

[trebb]

That's OK - I had a friend who worked at a pickle factory. He was fired after being caught putting his member in the pickle slicer. It's OK though, she was fired too.

And then, there's the old one about how I want to die like my 98 year old grandfather did - peacefully in his sleep -- not in screaming terror like the passengers in his car.

[P-Marlowe]

The dream of a young necrophiliac who achieved his boyhood ambition by becoming a mortician destroyed over a minor indiscretion. What a shame.

Thanks for the laugh.

[N. Theknow]

Guess he found someone drop dead gorgeous.

[jumpingcholla34]

Good one.

[ThomasPaine2000]

We had a little saying in the Air Force. ‘You can have a thousand “attaboys”, but one “ah sh*t”, wipes the slate clean....