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Sad Day Here(vanity)

Posted on 12/21/2016 9:19:54 AM PST by CGASMIA68

Devastated. A very sad day today. After seven years of training in the medical fields and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his clients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and an absolutely brilliant mortician.


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To: CGASMIA68

That was good. I worked in Funeral Service for three years, and most jokes about that profession are pretty predictable.


21 posted on 12/21/2016 9:33:31 AM PST by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: rlmorel
To be honest, as soon as I hit "Enter," I felt a smidgen of guilt...

...still can't believe I posted that. Sometimes the fingers are faster than the brain. LMAO!

22 posted on 12/21/2016 9:35:15 AM PST by Gargantua ("President Trump... until the final Trump sounds..." ;^)
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To: CGASMIA68

LMAO.


23 posted on 12/21/2016 9:35:59 AM PST by Alberta's Child ("Yo, bartender -- Jobu needs a refill!")
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To: CGASMIA68

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Just how does one “sleep with” a cold cadaver?
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24 posted on 12/21/2016 9:36:11 AM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: CGASMIA68

Damn! I thought dead men tell no tales!


25 posted on 12/21/2016 9:36:34 AM PST by CodeToad (If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

ping


26 posted on 12/21/2016 9:37:06 AM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: CGASMIA68

Man, it’s those pesky office romances that’ll get you every time...


27 posted on 12/21/2016 9:38:24 AM PST by HiJinx (It's Morning in America Once Again)
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To: rlmorel

One of the top two goat jokes ever.


28 posted on 12/21/2016 9:38:27 AM PST by Yaelle
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To: Gargantua

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eewwwwww!
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29 posted on 12/21/2016 9:39:32 AM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: CGASMIA68

She was a dead ringer for his former girlfriend.


30 posted on 12/21/2016 9:39:37 AM PST by meyer (There is no political solution to this troubling evolution...)
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To: CodeToad

Devastated. A very sad day today. After seven years of training in the medical fields and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor indiscretion. He had sex with one of his clients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and an absolutely brilliant mortician.

Revised just for you


31 posted on 12/21/2016 9:42:23 AM PST by CGASMIA68
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To: CGASMIA68

ROFL


32 posted on 12/21/2016 9:44:54 AM PST by sparklite2 (I'm less interested in the rights I have than the liberties I can take.)
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To: editor-surveyor

Just how does one “sleep with” a cold cadaver?


Any way you want to.......


33 posted on 12/21/2016 9:45:31 AM PST by saleman
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To: CGASMIA68
Morticia appreciates your humor...


34 posted on 12/21/2016 9:45:46 AM PST by moovova
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As Ed McMahon would say.

HAY-OOOOOOOOOOOO!


35 posted on 12/21/2016 9:49:02 AM PST by MplsSteve
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To: Yaelle

LOL, I never knew there was a category of “Goat Jokes” out there!


36 posted on 12/21/2016 9:49:40 AM PST by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: editor-surveyor
Can't un-ring that bell.

;^)

37 posted on 12/21/2016 9:50:26 AM PST by Gargantua ("President Trump... until the final Trump sounds..." ;^)
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To: CGASMIA68

That’s a stone cold shame.


38 posted on 12/21/2016 9:51:06 AM PST by Trillian
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To: mountn man

Years back we were telling friends about the purchase of our new house, A friend knew all about the neighborhood!

He worked as a driver at a local funeral home.
With two drivers taking turns at night.

Until the night night he heard the sound from the other room, yes that room!
Unable to relax, he takes a look.

His co worker is pinned under the cart and a customer!!!

Maybe an urban legend, but he told it so well, I recall it each time I drive by the place, 40 years later!


39 posted on 12/21/2016 9:51:10 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT (Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.)
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To: CGASMIA68

Who ratted him out?


40 posted on 12/21/2016 9:51:52 AM PST by mad_as_he$$ ("Elections have consequences." Barack Obama)
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