1 posted on
12/21/2016 9:19:54 AM PST by
CGASMIA68
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To: CGASMIA68
That was AWESOME. You got me right up to the last word!
2 posted on
12/21/2016 9:21:03 AM PST by
Mr. Douglas
(Today is your life. What are you going to do with it?)
To: CGASMIA68
I don’t know whether to hope this is a joke, or hope it isn’t...:)
3 posted on
12/21/2016 9:21:30 AM PST by
rlmorel
(Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
To: P-Marlowe; Gamecock; blue-duncan
4 posted on
12/21/2016 9:22:02 AM PST by
xzins
(Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.)
To: CGASMIA68
5 posted on
12/21/2016 9:22:11 AM PST by
Mr. K
( Trump kicked her ass 2-to-1 if you remove all the voter fraud.)
To: CGASMIA68
Tell him to keep a
stiff upper lip.
Or something.
To: CGASMIA68
Heh, reminds of of the story:
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.
The Old Man says, “Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it’s built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months.”
“But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo...”
Then the old man gestured at the bar. “Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin’ back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days.”
“But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo...”
Then the old man points out the window. “Eh, Laddy, look out to sea...Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board.”
“But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo...”
Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.
“But ya f**k one goat...”
7 posted on
12/21/2016 9:23:21 AM PST by
rlmorel
(Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
To: CGASMIA68
That’s horrid. I’m so ashamed that I smiled at it.
8 posted on
12/21/2016 9:24:43 AM PST by
hoagy62
("It's not the whole world gone mad. Just the people in it.")
To: CGASMIA68
For your friend. Here's your sign.
To: CGASMIA68
How unfair! Like he’s the first guy to crack open a cold one...
10 posted on
12/21/2016 9:26:00 AM PST by
Gargantua
("President Trump... until the final Trump sounds..." ;^)
To: CGASMIA68
Sounds like he found himself stuck between a rock and a hard place.
11 posted on
12/21/2016 9:26:45 AM PST by
RckyRaCoCo
(FUMSM)
To: CGASMIA68
13 posted on
12/21/2016 9:28:25 AM PST by
WayneS
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
To: CGASMIA68
To: CGASMIA68
Sick
Very Sick
Do it again...
15 posted on
12/21/2016 9:30:52 AM PST by
HangnJudge
(Cthulhu for President, why vote for a lesser Evil)
To: CGASMIA68
no complaints in the love department for him...
17 posted on
12/21/2016 9:32:37 AM PST by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
To: CGASMIA68
laz, sorry to hear about your layoff...
emphasis on the former...
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18 posted on
12/21/2016 9:33:19 AM PST by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
To: CGASMIA68
A little cold and not much movement either, huh?
19 posted on
12/21/2016 9:33:24 AM PST by
deport
To: CGASMIA68
Eventually, necrophilia will be legal, along with bestiality and pedophilia. All openly, freely, public masturbation will be encouraged and considered healthy.
This is what the left wants when they say homosexuality and transgenderism is normal behavior.
To: CGASMIA68
That was good. I worked in Funeral Service for three years, and most jokes about that profession are pretty predictable.
21 posted on
12/21/2016 9:33:31 AM PST by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: CGASMIA68
23 posted on
12/21/2016 9:35:59 AM PST by
Alberta's Child
("Yo, bartender -- Jobu needs a refill!")
To: CGASMIA68
.
Just how does one “sleep with” a cold cadaver?
.
24 posted on
12/21/2016 9:36:11 AM PST by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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