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Sad Day Here(vanity)

Posted on 12/21/2016 9:19:54 AM PST by CGASMIA68

Devastated. A very sad day today. After seven years of training in the medical fields and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his clients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and an absolutely brilliant mortician.


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To: rlmorel

I said “Is it safe” to my dentist when he hurt me once. He got pissed and said he really goes all out to make it painless.

I really felt bad for the guy. He was hurt. He has come to appreciate my sense of humor (and my dental plan.)


61 posted on 12/21/2016 10:48:15 AM PST by Vermont Lt (Brace. Brace. Brace. Heads down. Do not look up.)
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To: CGASMIA68; xzins

The dream of a young necrophiliac who achieved his boyhood ambition by becoming a mortician destroyed over a minor indiscretion. What a shame.

Thanks for the laugh.


62 posted on 12/21/2016 10:53:29 AM PST by P-Marlowe (Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping list.)
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To: xzins; Gamecock; blue-duncan
A good day for a Neener hijack. 😎

Not a Friday, but the first day of Winter. ☃️

63 posted on 12/21/2016 10:57:39 AM PST by P-Marlowe (Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping list.)
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To: CGASMIA68

Guess he found someone drop dead gorgeous.


64 posted on 12/21/2016 10:57:59 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: Vermont Lt

Heh, if your dentist say to you “Your ‘safe word’ is ‘Unghhh’, you better think twice!


65 posted on 12/21/2016 11:00:20 AM PST by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: P-Marlowe; CGASMIA68; blue-duncan; Gamecock

So these two ladies walk into a mortician’s office.

The first woman says to the mortician, “I’ve got my husband here in his very best blue suit, but what I’d really appreciate is if you could have him in a black suit for the funeral. Here’s a blank check, use whatever you need, I just want him in a black suit.”

The mortician agrees and thanks the woman and the first woman leaves. Now the second woman comes in and says, “I know I’ve brought my husband wearing a black suit, but I’ve always really loved him in blue. Is there any way you can have him in a blue suit for his funeral?”

The mortician assures her that it’s not a problem and the second woman thanks her and leaves.

A few days later the mortician shows up at the first man’s funeral and his widow walks up and says, “Thank you so much for doing this. My husband looks wonderful in the black suit you found him.”

The mortician replies, “Of course, I was happy to do it. And here’s your check back.”

“No, I really appreciate it and I want to pay you, just take whatever you need.”

“Oh no really, it didn’t cost me anything. You see, right after you came in a woman showed up with her husband in a black suit and she wanted him wearing blue. So in the end all I had to do was switch the heads.”


66 posted on 12/21/2016 11:00:52 AM PST by xzins (Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.)
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To: CGASMIA68

Good one.


67 posted on 12/21/2016 11:26:49 AM PST by jumpingcholla34
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To: rlmorel; Gargantua

Ya owe me one, too!


68 posted on 12/21/2016 11:27:20 AM PST by piytar (http://www.truthrevolt.org/videos/bill-whittle-number-one-bullet)
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To: piytar

LOL, this is one of those threads I DO wonder how irreverent we are going to get, and how long the mods will let it stay open!


69 posted on 12/21/2016 11:31:52 AM PST by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: CGASMIA68

We had a little saying in the Air Force. ‘You can have a thousand “attaboys”, but one “ah sh*t”, wipes the slate clean....


70 posted on 12/21/2016 11:32:03 AM PST by ThomasPaine2000 (Peace without freedom is tyranny.)
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To: xzins

HAHAHAHAHAHA...omg, I wasn’t expecting that ending!


71 posted on 12/21/2016 11:32:53 AM PST by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: elcid1970

Good golly...I didn’t know that. So young.


72 posted on 12/21/2016 11:44:47 AM PST by moovova
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To: xzins

Thats good


73 posted on 12/21/2016 11:56:40 AM PST by CGASMIA68
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To: CGASMIA68

“I think we’ve got an eater!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWWg5shNWR4


74 posted on 12/21/2016 11:59:21 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: xzins

Bwaaahaaa!


75 posted on 12/21/2016 12:13:33 PM PST by Gamecock (Gun owner. Christian. Pro-American. Pro Law and Order. I am in the basket of deplorables.)
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To: Osage Orange; aomagrat

WOW! Change the name to Sonny-Bubba and there is a great Clemson joke!


76 posted on 12/21/2016 12:16:15 PM PST by Gamecock (Gun owner. Christian. Pro-American. Pro Law and Order. I am in the basket of deplorables.)
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To: xzins

That is sooooooo sick......

;^)


77 posted on 12/21/2016 12:18:17 PM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: CGASMIA68

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


78 posted on 12/21/2016 12:18:50 PM PST by exit82 (Making America Great Again begins with........me.)
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To: CGASMIA68
He slept with one of his clients...

I doubt if he was sleeping, even though the client was.

79 posted on 12/21/2016 3:23:26 PM PST by JimRed (Is it 1776 yet? TERM LIMITS, now and forever! Build the Wall, NOW!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I think she had the stiff upper lip.


80 posted on 12/21/2016 3:33:22 PM PST by waynesa98
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