Still not tired of winning.
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Posted on 12/19/2016 2:44:42 PM PST by Lazamataz
Hillary Clinton has managed to lose the 2016 Presidential Election FOUR times.
Once, on the night of the election.
Twice, in the attempt to recount her way to victory (via her proxy, Jill Stein).
Third, in the effort to create faithless Trump Electors.
And now a fourth way she has discovered to lose the election: SHE GOT MORE FAITHLESS ELECTORS THAN TRUMP by a two-to-one ratio!
Texas had two Faithless Electors, Chris Suprun and another person yet to be identified.
However, in Washington State, Hillary had FOUR Electors abandon her ship.
Faithless electors so far are Democrats, not Republicans
And two others also tried, but failed, to abandon Clinton: One in Maine, and one Minnesota.
This marks Clinton's fourth loss.
I say, Ms. Clinton, let's try zero-for-five, shall we? Try to get the House to refuse the Elector's results.... or tie up business there so the acceptance cannot happen!
I am still thirsty for your tears, since your tears... they nourish me.
Uh . . . Hillary’s faithless electors were never-Trumpers engaged in an insane scheme to elect Kasich.
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Don’t give her any ideas
So? They were committed to Hillary by law. They are still Hillary’s Faithless.
If you think Hillary is not behind the ‘Faithless Electors going against Hillary’, I’ve got news for you..
Are we absolutely sure that Jill Stein won’t file suit in federal and state courts demanding a recount of the electors? ;-)
I want her to. I want to win this election FIVE times.
There were apparently three more who tried to defect from Hillary but were shot down. One in Colorado, one in Minnesota and one in Maine.
Doesn’t matter. They still are Faithless Electors for Hillary, whatever their motivations, and regardless of who motivated them.
I still can’t believe someone voted for an eagle. What’s up with that?
That would be the Sixth election win. :)
But, you’re going to drive the snowflakes to cry.
Their coloring books are full and the mills are almost out of puppies.
A Freeper, no doubt. You’ve heard the term “Eagles Up!”?
If they were trying to elect Kasich, why did three of them vote for Colin Powell and one for someone named Faith Spotted Eagle?
The 'Stolen Valor' dog turd himself. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his armpits.
All that leftist sound and furry signifying....
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NOTHING!
Hahahahah!
Please oh please add me to your ping list!!
Do you think Hillary is getting drunk and screaming and throwing things right now? I do. Then she’ll probably get on the phone again with Linda Bloodworth Thomason: “It’s Comey’s fault! It’s Obama’s fault! It’s the Russians’ fault!”
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