***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Takin' the kids to see Santa, be like...

Look How Jolly He Is…

2. Santa That Look Really Will Scare The Kids…

3. Another Jolly Santa

4. Is it me, or does his smile seem out of place here?

5. Hey Santa… I think you forgot something… I mean someone…

6. Hurry, snap the pic before she gets away…

7. She's. Not. Liking. It.

8. Santa thinking...."well, this is just ruining the mood"

9. All together now...

10. Santa You Look Tired?

11. Santa is wayyyy too happy here

12. Santa Your Shades Don’t Help…

13. I don't trust you Santa....

14. Santa When You’re Hopeless Making The Baby Smile… Cry Along With Them

15. Hurry.....this kid is strong

16. Freak out - in stereo

17. His beard is attacking me...

18. Sneaky Santa

19. Keeping their eye on mom....

20. Which one is creeped out more?

21.Save Me!

22. Maybe if I pretend he's not real, he'll go away.

23. Which one loaded their pants?

24.Someone is losing the trust issue...

25. Smoke Another Santa…

26. That girl is just shocked, she had no idea Santa was so creepy

27. Santa, you sick, twisted freak

28. Stalking Santa

29. The Girl Reminds Me of Wednesday…

30. Annoyed Santa

31. That boy is really singing

32. Even mom is getting in on the act.

34. Weird Face Santa

35. Santa thinking 'naughty list'

36. Drunken Santa

37. I don't know what's creepier, Santa, or the chair.

38. Mommy!!!!

39. There should be an age limit...

40. Even Cats Don’t Like Santa…

41.I pity the fool who doesn't like Santa

[ccmovrwc]

[TADSLOS]

[relentlessly]

Bubba gets pulled over for speeding.

Bubba: Is there a problem, officer?

Officer: Sir, you were speeding.

Bubba: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Bubba: I would give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Bubba: Lost it four years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see... Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Bubba: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Bubba: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Bubba: Yes, and I killed the owner.

Officer: You what?

Bubba: Killed the owner, I had to self- defense otherwise he would call the police and I would be in jail.

The Officer looks at Bubba and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes five police cars circle the car.
A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Senior Officer: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! Bubba steps out of the vehicle.

Bubba: Is there a problem sir?

Senior Officer: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and killed the owner.

Bubba: Killed the owner?

Senior Officer: Is this your car, sir?

Bubba: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Senior Officer: One of my officers claims that you don’t have a driving license.

Bubba digs into his pocket takes out his license and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Senior Officer: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you killed the owner.

Bubba: Bet the liar told you I was speeding too.

[Responsibility2nd]

Well if they let Pissant back; I’ll guess they’ll let anyone back.

[PROCON]

Yeah, I notice he’s been behaving himself :-)

[martin_fierro]

[Liberty Valance]

Was it the Ohio State - Michigan referees again?

Indeed. And probably the same refs that stole a TD from The Texans last week in Mexico. ;o)

[left that other site]

Top 100!

Sorry I’m late! LOL!

[Robe]

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they start to wonder: Could they get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they immediately ask him.

St. Peter replies, “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out.” He leaves.

The couple sat and waited for St. Peter to return, but he never did. 9 weeks later, and the couple were still waiting. They started to wonder, if things didn’t work out, could they get a divorce in heaven? Another month later, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.

“Yes,” he informs the couple. “You can get married in Heaven.”

“Awesome!” the couple responds enthusiastically. “But we were just wondering, what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”

St. Peter’s face suddenly turned red with anger. He slammed his clipboard to the ground. Frightened, the couple asked “What’s wrong?”

“OH, COME ON!” St. Peter shouted. “It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?”

[Reckoner]

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison.

[Lee Enfield]

Much laughter ensues

[CJ Wolf]

Ha, that is good

[ArGee]

President Elect Trump tells Congress Christmas will be a little different from now on.

[ArGee]

An engineer finds himself at the Pearly Gates and is informed, much to his surprise, that he won’t be allowed in and will have to go to the other place.

Several days later God is asking St. Peter where the new engineer is. St. Peter informs him that the engineer was sent to the other place. God tells St. Peter to check because it must be a mistake. Sure enough, St. Peter comes back and admits he got the wrong name.

Sighing, God picks up the phone. “Satan? Yeah, God. Listen, it looks like we’ve had another one of our mix-ups and we sent you an enginerr by mistake. I need to ask you to send him back up.”

Satan says, “No way! I can’t tell you how happy we’ve been since that engineer got here. He’s already air-conditioned the place. He’s put in escalators to the deepest of the bottomless canyons. Right now he’s rigging up power shovels for the coal mines. You ain’t getting this guy back.”

God screams into his phone, “You’d better send him back or I’ll sue!”

“Right,” Satan replies. “And where are you gonna find a lawyer?

[ArGee]

[728b]

lol

[Eagles Field]

I bought a chicken & an egg on Amazon.
I’ll let you know which came first.

[CodeToad]

[CodeToad]

A young engineer is taken in the prime of his life and finds himself in Hell.

He prays for God to redeem him into heaven.

God calls the Devil and asks him to send up the engineer up to heaven, but the Devil declines.

God demands the Devil comply or else God will sue the Devil.

The Devil responds, “Oh, yeah?! where ya going to get a lawyer??”

[clearcarbon]