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Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, and proceeds to trash it
Washington Post ^
| 1 Dec 2016
| Justin Wm. Moyer
Posted on 12/01/2016 6:27:33 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
Cpl. Yingling had a unique call for service when the suspect, pictured, was witnessed causing prop. Destruction at a store in Char. Hall.
The suspect attempted to flee the area, as the sheriffs office put it in a statement, but it was apprehended by animal control and released to an animal rehabilitator hopefully not just to be released into the wild, but to be taught basic shopping etiquette.
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TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: angrybeaver; babybeaver; beavers; castor; castorcanadensis; surpriseshopper; trees
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To: Sgt_Schultze
Eddie Haskell, The Beav and Wally. That makes me feel damn old.
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posted on
12/02/2016 9:08:43 AM PST
by
Rebelbase
(Please consider donating to the emotional-support porcupine program for college safe spaces.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
12/02/2016 9:29:23 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: ClearCase_guy
What is that picture from?
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posted on
12/02/2016 9:40:56 AM PST
by
WhirlwindAttack
(Let Me Die Not Quietly, But Valiantly And Violently)
To: Zeppo
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posted on
12/02/2016 10:08:19 AM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
To: JoeProBono
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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posted on
12/02/2016 10:15:57 AM PST
by
Daffynition
( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder")
To: DUMBGRUNT
Cpl. Yingling had a unique call for service when the suspect, pictured, was witnessed causing prop. Destruction at a store in Char. Hall.
How do you cause prop? Last I checked, 'prop' is a physical object noun, not something you cause. And that second sentence is missing a verb. How do people write crap like this? Did they downsize their editors and now no one proofreads this stuff?
To: DUMBGRUNT
Beaver are extremely nocturnal. I see one during the day and I think rabies.
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posted on
12/02/2016 10:20:34 AM PST
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: WhirlwindAttack
Picture in #4 is from the TV show How I Met Your Mother.
One of the characters (Cobie Smulders) was supposed to have been a Canadian TV star as a teenager in the 1980s — named “Robyn Sparkles”). Her TV show supposedly taught math to children through songs and funny skits.
The pictured skit features the song “Two Beavers are Better Than One” which is unintentionally extremely suggestive. If you like, you can go on Youtube and see the basic skit from the show which is cut short by adult Robyn because her friends are laughing at her ridiculous song. You can also find a clip with the full song which is sung in a bar by the two women who have now grown up.
It’s all quite amusing. If you like beavers.
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posted on
12/02/2016 12:18:38 PM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
To: ClearCase_guy
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posted on
12/02/2016 5:44:42 PM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
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