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1 posted on 11/12/2016 6:44:32 PM PST by doug from upland
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“Does this gravitational pull make me look fat?”


2 posted on 11/12/2016 6:45:58 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
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LOL, nice, Doug, out of this world!

Hey Cher, don't let the hatch hit you on the ars on your way up!

3 posted on 11/12/2016 6:46:39 PM PST by PROCON (President-Elect TRUMP, what a sweet sound!)
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Probably “Jupiter Florida” to get out of state taxes...


4 posted on 11/12/2016 6:48:12 PM PST by YouPosting2Me
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Well BYE...and don’t come back!!!


5 posted on 11/12/2016 6:48:16 PM PST by HarleyLady27 ('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump/Pence; Trump/Pence; Trump/Pence 100%)
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If she pledges to go, I’ll donate to help pay for the launch.


6 posted on 11/12/2016 6:48:18 PM PST by samtheman (Voted Trump)
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Just make sure there’s a minor leak in the hydrogen tank at liftoff. It will insure a more rapid combustion and she will achieve low earth orbit more rapidly.


7 posted on 11/12/2016 6:49:04 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdAyO1_0noM


9 posted on 11/12/2016 6:55:21 PM PST by steadcom
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Does zero gravity screw with plastic surgery?


10 posted on 11/12/2016 6:56:13 PM PST by WKUHilltopper
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Jupiter, Florida perhaps.


11 posted on 11/12/2016 6:56:18 PM PST by PGalt (CONGRATULATIONS Donald J. Trump)
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12 posted on 11/12/2016 6:56:50 PM PST by 4Liberty (DEMOCRATS- Exporting Jobs, Importing Votes.)
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IF ONLY!!!!!!!!!!


13 posted on 11/12/2016 6:57:28 PM PST by Exit148 ((Loose Chnge Club founder) Put yours aside for the next Freepathon!)
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Well we cant launch her. Maybe the ESA or the Russians can get her off planet. The trip to JUPITER will take a long time but then she’s mostly plastic so she can take a hard landing.


14 posted on 11/12/2016 6:59:49 PM PST by ClearBlueSky (Whenever someone says it's not about Islam- it's about Islam. That death cult must be eradicated.)
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Cher took Trump to task, declaring him a “Loudmouth Asshole, Who’s terrified of Windy Days

Gotta admit that windy days is kind of funny
15 posted on 11/12/2016 7:03:00 PM PST by uncbob
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Cher would be more appropriate on Uranus.


16 posted on 11/12/2016 7:03:56 PM PST by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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Hey, Cher! Without Sonny, your singing career would never have begun.

Now Cher, please tell us: What political party did Sonny belong to?

WE CAN"T HEAR YOU...

18 posted on 11/12/2016 7:06:09 PM PST by TChad
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Hope she doesn’t forget this instruction when she gets there.
...”ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS - EXCEPT EUROPA...”


19 posted on 11/12/2016 7:08:48 PM PST by Sasparilla (Hillary for Prison 2016 (or as long as it takes))
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I’m surprised she picked Jupiter.

From what I have heard from her over the years I thought she was more of a Uranus fan.


20 posted on 11/12/2016 7:11:16 PM PST by Iron Munro (If Illegals voted Rebublican 50 Million Democrats Would Be Screaming "Build The Wall!")
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Someone in that system warns her...
21 posted on 11/12/2016 7:12:13 PM PST by BigEdLB (Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
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Well, let us sing:

“We’re on easy street, and it feels so sweet, cos the world is but a treat when you’re on easy street...”

Lucille is coming.

22 posted on 11/12/2016 7:18:26 PM PST by Mark (Obama Care is now DEMOCRAT CARE)
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“Ground control to Major Cher

Put your makeup on and put on your hair...”


23 posted on 11/12/2016 7:21:04 PM PST by 4yearlurker ("Good God,what brave fellows I must this day lose!" G. Washington~Battle of Brooklyn)
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