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Patient seriously burnt after farting during surgery and causing laser to burst into flames
The Mirror ^
| Oct. 31, 2016
| Rachel Bishop
Posted on 10/31/2016 5:07:48 PM PDT by rickmichaels
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To: rickmichaels
I hate it when that happens.
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:09:48 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Conservatives love America for what it is. Liberals hate America for the same reason.)
To: rickmichaels
As they say “at your cervix.”
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:10:53 PM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
To: rickmichaels
Wow. Exotic gas mishap or what?
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:11:19 PM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Monthly Donors Rock!!!)
To: rickmichaels
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:11:48 PM PDT
by
moovova
To: rickmichaels
I’d like to see if they did a risk assessment on that.
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:12:46 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMind
("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticides, abortion, and euthanasia.")
To: rickmichaels
I saw the headline and thought “this ought to be good” and then read the excerpt and thought “uh, that doesn’t sound like a laughing matter.” Hope she comes through it okay.
To: rickmichaels
I know there will be lots of jokes on this thread, but on a serious note, wouldn’t that be something that doctors would be aware of and take precautions against? I don’t know what is normal during surgery, but if I had to guess, I’d guess farting is not rare.
Any FReepers out there with medical experience?
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:13:41 PM PDT
by
generally
( Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
To: rickmichaels
Pretty sure the laser did not burst into flames, rather the methane in the fart.
Journalists. Geesh.
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:14:14 PM PDT
by
Blueflag
(Res ipsa loquitur: non vehere est inermus)
To: rickmichaels
She will go thru life the butt of ongoing jokes.
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:15:45 PM PDT
by
umgud
(ban all infidelaphobics)
To: rickmichaels
"farted"?
Journalism at it's finest.
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:16:18 PM PDT
by
CivilWarBrewing
(Females DESTROYED America.)
To: generally
“Any FReepers out there with medical experience?”
No, but I have plenty of farting experience.
To: CivilWarBrewing
Lol, hey that’s as good as it gets these days.
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:17:11 PM PDT
by
uncitizen
(Drain.The.Swamp!)
To: rickmichaels
To: rickmichaels
You live long enough and your bound to have an escapee or two, and I’ve had my share, but can’t say the Fire Department ever had to be called!
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:17:34 PM PDT
by
IamConservative
(Hillary walks while 100's of teens get prosecuted for mishandling Miley Cyrus MP3's..)
To: CivilWarBrewing
I never saw “farted” in the Associated Press Stylebook.
To: Blueflag
One source says:
A typical breakdown of the chemical composition of farts is:
Nitrogen: 20-90%
Hydrogen: 0-50% (flammable)
Carbon dioxide: 10-30%
Oxygen: 0-10%
Methane: 0-10% (flammable)
To: rickmichaels
Note to self: avoid burritos prior to surgery.
To: CivilWarBrewing
No kidding. What ever happened to tooting, or she ripped one?
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:21:31 PM PDT
by
foundedonpurpose
(Red necks & all necks for Trump!)
To: rickmichaels
Hey, the human body is a dirty mess. I sympathize with this poor woman. It's not her fault this happened.
The human body is dirty, always has been. As a friend of mine was fond of saying: "sex is only dirty if it's done right."
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:22:12 PM PDT
by
lafroste
(Look at my profile page. Thanks.)
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