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What kind of car would Jesus drive?
interwebs ^ | 10.23.16 | Of the webs

Posted on 10/23/2016 11:42:52 AM PDT by Dallas59

He would drive a Honda. But he wouldn't talk about it very much.

John 12:49 :

For I did not speak of my own Accord.


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To: Dallas59

Jesus would drive a large van with enough seating for at least 12.

He would also have a designated driver, in case (nearly) everyone drank any of the wine He converted from water.


41 posted on 10/23/2016 12:36:36 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (You can't spell TRIUMPH without TRUMP)
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To: Dallas59

Ford F-350, crew cab with the Cumming’s diesel.


42 posted on 10/23/2016 12:38:20 PM PDT by 2001convSVT (Going Galt as fast as I can.)
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To: Dallas59
He didn't speak of it, as it was the disciples' Honda:
Acts 2:1 And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.

His ride was a Dodge:
Mark 11:7. And they brought the colt to Jesus, and cast their garments on him; and he sat upon him.
43 posted on 10/23/2016 12:40:18 PM PDT by UncleHenry (Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise - Solomon)
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To: Dallas59

I’m thinking a Colt... or a Caravan ...


44 posted on 10/23/2016 12:43:17 PM PDT by mr_griz (Someday we'll have a KING who rules with real justice, compassion & concern for his subjects - JESUS)
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To: Dallas59

LOL!

His disciples would have driven pickup trucks, not priuses


45 posted on 10/23/2016 12:44:57 PM PDT by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: CondorFlight

groan


46 posted on 10/23/2016 12:45:25 PM PDT by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: Dallas59
It was uncovered that in the Old Covenant,
the Israelites were ORDERED to feast with their automobiles.
And thou shalt keep the feast of weeks
unto the LORD thy God with a tribute
- Deu 16:10


2002 Mazda Tribute


47 posted on 10/23/2016 12:47:50 PM PDT by Daffynition (*Donald Trump represents the WILL of the PEOPLE.*~ Don King 09.24.16)
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To: editor-surveyor
First of all we're talking about Jesus, not Joseph. But in ancient Greek text he is referred to as τέκτων (wood worker) as opposed to λιθολόγος (stone mason). Furthermore in Hebrew he is identified as חָרַשׁ עֵצִים (craftsman of wood).
48 posted on 10/23/2016 12:51:02 PM PDT by stormer
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To: Dallas59
11 Then I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse! The one sitting on it is called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he judges and makes war. 12 His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on his head are many diadems, and he has a name written that no one knows but himself. 13 He is clothed in a robe dipped in blood, and the name by which he is called is The Word of God.
Revelation 19:11-13

A Charger. Duh!

49 posted on 10/23/2016 12:51:45 PM PDT by pa_dweller (Let the baby seal clubbing begin.)
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To: sparklite2

And he pronounces his name hey-SOOS. :=)


50 posted on 10/23/2016 12:55:02 PM PDT by Bob (No, being a US Senator and the Secretary of State are not accomplishments; they're jobs.)
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To: stormer

Yeshua never spoke anything in Greek.

Everything in Greek is a weak translation from the original Hebrew, done by using the LXX as a translation guide.

Any Hebrew test that is back translated from Greek is bound to contain the same errors as the Greek.


51 posted on 10/23/2016 12:56:25 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Dallas59

A Cab because he didn’t speak English


52 posted on 10/23/2016 12:57:12 PM PDT by hillarynot (I play in Peoria)
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To: Bob

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He pronounced his name Yee-ho-shoo-ah.

Yay-shoo was the Pharisees’ curse against his name.


53 posted on 10/23/2016 12:59:49 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: A CA Guy

He appeared to all of us in a pleasing form.

In this instance, he was with his disciples, who were Mexicans and they were all in one Accord.


54 posted on 10/23/2016 1:08:13 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: Fred Hayek

Jesus drove a z28 convertible black leather inside/outside :)

Faster travel among towns.


55 posted on 10/23/2016 1:12:27 PM PDT by dp0622 (IThe only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: Be Careful

If you want it to come out right, you do.


56 posted on 10/23/2016 1:20:24 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Vendome
Porsche, nothing says 55 year old overweight American divorcee with a 30 year sugar baby girlfriend like a porsche. kidding. sort of.
57 posted on 10/23/2016 1:20:55 PM PDT by airplaneguy
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To: editor-surveyor

I was joking about the pronunciation based on the post that I was responding to. It referred to a Toyota pickup with a landscaping trailer behind it. Here in CA, they’re quite common.


58 posted on 10/23/2016 1:21:59 PM PDT by Bob (No, being a US Senator and the Secretary of State are not accomplishments; they're jobs.)
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To: dp0622

I’ve always envisaged Him in an Aston Martin, for some reason. :)


59 posted on 10/23/2016 1:24:06 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) One month to Toupee Day.)
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To: NonValueAdded

“BTW, I learned that the Bible commands the male to make the coffee.”

Of course, God knows, if you want good coffee...


60 posted on 10/23/2016 1:24:58 PM PDT by PTBAA
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