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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 09/09/2016 6:05:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
It's not just any Friday Silliness....
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I almost want to know the reason for why this sign was needed...
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So conflicted...
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I am not shore what they mean
Maybe I need to surf the net to find out water they docking aboat
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Brilliant Pieces of Furniture Made from Recycled Car Parts
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Right?
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Go granny....it's your birthday...
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Ewwww
31 Pumpkin Spice Abominations That Will Bring Society To Its Knees****
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
“...guaranteeing Hillary at least one term. Second’s up to her!”
41
posted on
09/09/2016 9:43:43 AM PDT
by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: Lucky9teen
Like sands thru the hourglass, so are the Days of our Lives.....
as Another World....
Turns.....
while All My
Young and Restless.....
Children
.
following The Guiding Light
..
at The Edge of Night
.
Search for Tomorrow.....
and the Love of Life
.
at General Hospital.....
with The Doctors
.
from Peyton Place.
My life...too much drama.
42
posted on
09/09/2016 9:55:44 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Lucky9teen
43
posted on
09/09/2016 10:25:39 AM PDT
by
TXBlair
(We will not forget Benghazi.)
To: dayglored
Well! Congratulations to you, too!
We’re both in the club now, and a
spectacular Friday to you as well.
44
posted on
09/09/2016 10:26:36 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Pistol-Packin' Elderly Lady -- Don't mess with me.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
46
posted on
09/09/2016 12:14:51 PM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: Lucky9teen
Pumpkin Sage Ravioli is actually pretty good with a brown butter lemon sauce.
Now I am not sure about the pumpkin pasta sauce.
As long as they didn't use the pumpkin pie spice it might be ok.
47
posted on
09/09/2016 12:22:22 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and no, I don't have any heart strings to tug)
To: Liberty Valance
I'm old and I'm not happy. Everything today is improved and I don't like it. I hate it! In my day we didn't have hair dryers. If you wanted to blow dry your hair you stood outside during a hurricane. Your hair was dry but you had a sharp piece of wood driven clear through your skull and that's the way it was and you liked it! You loved it. Whoopee, I'm a human head-kabob. We didn't have Manoxidol and Hair Wings, in my day if your hair started falling out when you were 16 by 19 you were a bald freak. There was nothing you could do about it. Children would spit at you and nobody would mate with you so you couldn't pass on your disgusting baldness genes. You were a public menace, a crome dome by age 20 and that's the way it was and we liked it! We loved it. Hallelujiah look at me, I'm a bald freak oh happy day! Not like today, everybody feeling good about themselves. I hate it! In my day we didn't have these thin laytex condoms. So you could enjoy sexual pleasure. In my day there was only one kind of condom. You took a rabbit skin and wrapped around your privates and tied it off with a bungee cord and you couldn't feel nothing! And half the time you didn't even know your partner was there. And we used the same one over and over again! 'Cause we were ignorant morons! Just a bunch of hairless, head-kabobs standing around with rabbit skins on our dinks and that's the way we liked it!
48
posted on
09/09/2016 12:51:58 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: Trillian
49
posted on
09/09/2016 2:32:24 PM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
Those riders on the self-petalled roller coast or just track system are my nominees for the Monthly Darwin Award.
One sneeze, fart or breeze and you’ll see a new meaning for the word “airborne”.
“The View boss, the view”!!
“Captain. There be flying humans”
“Oops? What do you mean ‘oops’?
To: Twotone
#16. A man was wondering what horse to bet on, the favorite or the long shot. He saw the horse’s rider say something to the horse so the bettor figures he was encouraging it to win. He bet on that horse, which at 50-to-1 odds, won.
The bettor than asked the jockey what he said to the horse, to which he replied.
I whispered in his ear:
“Roses are red, violets are blue
Horses that lose are made into glue”
To: dayglored
#34. After Nov. 8th, we may not have anything “Free” anymore.
To: Lucky9teen
To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
54
posted on
09/09/2016 4:53:52 PM PDT
by
TXBlair
(We will not forget Benghazi.)
To: Lucky9teen
Your thread pics are hilarious! I couldn’t pick my favorite if I tried.
55
posted on
09/09/2016 5:03:47 PM PDT
by
TXBlair
(We will not forget Benghazi.)
To: relentlessly
Re #53 and the picture of Hillary as a toilet.
Let’s label it: “Down in the dumps”.
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