1 posted on
09/07/2016 11:25:09 AM PDT by
Gamecock
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To: Gamecock
Sounds like something Al Bundy would've done.
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To: Gamecock
Looks like the Grecian Formula may have seeped into his brain.
36 posted on
09/07/2016 11:54:27 AM PDT by
Lorianne
To: Gamecock
To: Gamecock
Old joke:
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
46 posted on
09/07/2016 12:04:57 PM PDT by
mykroar
(Democrats in 2016: The party of genitalia, real or imagined.)
To: Gamecock
My ex-stepfather (69 at the time and escaped Serbia under Tito - lived in camps etc), hit a bicyclist (the guy wasn’t hurt he did this as an insurance scam). My stepfather then drove into the parking lot nearby and went in a restaurant to call the police. He was arrested for ‘hit and run’. A young zealous prosecutor was going to ‘make an example of him’, until my stepfather told his defense attorney he did not intend to leave but went to get help but since decided jail would be better than the nursing home his daughter (my evil stepsister) was going to put him in and no worse than life under Tito. The defense attorney told the judge and prosecutor and at the prosecutor’s recommendation the judge game him a fine instead.
49 posted on
09/07/2016 12:15:47 PM PDT by
reaganaut
(I'm looking forward to Trump as President. I'm an Evangelical and I vote.)
To: Gamecock
why do husbands die before their wives?
because they can.
52 posted on
09/07/2016 12:28:05 PM PDT by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
To: Gamecock
the cooking is better and there is more sex. Logical.
57 posted on
09/07/2016 12:42:55 PM PDT by
llevrok
(Lies are born the moment someone thinks the truth is dangerous.)
To: Gamecock
Since his intent was not to permanently deprive the bank of its money, the only charge that will stick is assault with a deadly weapon.
58 posted on
09/07/2016 12:54:04 PM PDT by
P-Marlowe
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59 posted on
09/07/2016 1:04:16 PM PDT by
Fido969
(Maybe I';ve been posting for the last 10 years, and rather than spew cr@p you could look up my posts)
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60 posted on
09/07/2016 1:07:14 PM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
To: Gamecock
My 70th is in 4 months. I mentioned this to my wife. She said I can turn my self in now for assault with a dead weapon.
To: Gamecock
Sounds like an episode of “Barney Miller.”
To: Gamecock
She will knock over a bank, say she’s a dude, and become his cellmate.
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