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NFL "Live" Thread Week 1
ESPN.com ^ | ESPN.com staff

Posted on 09/05/2016 9:13:04 AM PDT by Bender2

NFL Schedule - 2016

WEEK ONE

Arizona Cardinals
Atlanta Falcons
Baltimore Ravens
Buffalo Bills
Carolina Panthers
Chicago Bears
Cincinnati Bengals
Cleveland Browns
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
Houston Texans
Indianapolis Colts
Jacksonville Jaguars
Kansas City Chiefs
Los Angeles Rams
Miami Dolphins
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
New York Giants
New York Jets
Oakland Raiders
Philadelphia Eagles
Pittsburgh Steelers
San Diego Chargers
San Francisco 49ers
Seattle Seahawks
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tennessee Titans
Washington Redskins

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Sports; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: football; nfl; nflweek
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To: Bender2
Don't forget the young
whipper-snapper in the Nazi uniform...I think his name was Clay something.
61 posted on 09/07/2016 4:44:43 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper
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To: Bender2

Excellent!!!!! LOL


62 posted on 09/07/2016 8:01:51 PM PDT by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
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To: big'ol_freeper
Re: Don't forget the young whipper-snapper in the Nazi uniform... I think his name was Clay something

Charlie, you have any idea what the hell big... is talking about?

No, but I can... find out--

63 posted on 09/08/2016 3:18:09 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: al_c
Re:

So, al-- You are buying... Lee's BS--

That I find... disturbing--

But I do... have a solution!

Hold on, Jimmy-- Perhaps I may have a word... with al--

First, let me slip into something... more comfortable--

Now, al-- You think Lee's manliness.. is more than mine>

Yes, more than... mine!

Good, we agree, al, and I can give you something.. to show my appreciation.

Shucks, al, are those guys... popping off ahain?

Well, screw 'em and let's... have a drink or two.

Well, al, old Lee always has a way of cutting... to the quick.

64 posted on 09/08/2016 4:19:20 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

I’ll never live this one down. Deservedly so. Shoulda known better.


65 posted on 09/08/2016 6:03:43 AM PDT by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
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To: big'ol_freeper

My season predictions are close to yours

NFC East

If Romo wasn’t hurt, easy call I’ll still pick the Boys to edge it out in a weak division.

1)Cowboys (4th seed)
2)Giants
3)Philly
4)Deadskins

NFC North

King in the North? We all know who it is. Despite the injury to Bridgewater I’ll still trepidatiously pick the Vikes for a WC spot.

1)Packers (2nd Seed)
2)Vikes (6th Seed)
3)Bears
4)Lions

NFC South

1)Panthers (3rd Seed)
2)Tampa Bay
3)Atlanta
4)Ain’ts

NFC West

1)Olde Chi Cardinals (1 seed)
2)Seahawks (5th seed)
3)49ers
4)Rams

AFC East

Even spotting the other teams 4 games without Brady, Pats still win without a sweat. Roger has made me root for the Patriots

1)NE (2nd seed)
2)Bills
3)Jets
4)Tuna

AFC North

1)Bengals (3rd seed)
2)Steelers (5th seed)
3)Ravens
4)Browns

AFC South

1)Texans (4th seed)
2)Colts
3)Jags
4)Titties

AFC West

1)Chiefs (1 seed)
2)Denver (6 seed)
3)Oakland
4)Chargers


66 posted on 09/08/2016 2:40:59 PM PDT by Impy (Never Shillery, Never Schumer, Never Pelosi)
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To: al_c; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Impy; SevenofNine; Cletus.D.Yokel; Rummyfan; Liberty Valance; ...
From http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17497130/dallas-cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-buys-helicopter

Cowboys' Jerry Jones buys helicopter to ease Texas travel

"FRISCO, Texas — With the Dallas Cowboys moving their headquarters to Frisco this summer, who wouldn't need a helicopter?

"The Cowboys have purchased an H145 from Airbus Helicopters to help take owner and general manager Jerry Jones, his family and top staff to and from Dallas' new facility, The Star, or AT&T Stadium from Love Field in Dallas."

Gadzooks, Jerry-- Why not get a chopper... that can help the defense:


67 posted on 09/08/2016 2:50:20 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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I don't know about the rest of y'all... but even though I picked Carolina to win--

I want the Broncos... to kick Cam's hinney all the way into next Tuesday!

68 posted on 09/08/2016 3:14:26 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

If the Fish don’t beat the pussies from Seattle, Ross should sell the team to Rush Limbaugh or me.

I’ll give Miami a Super bowl in 2018.

5.56mm


69 posted on 09/08/2016 3:20:00 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: M Kehoe; Rush Limbaugh

My netiquette sucks.

5.56mm


70 posted on 09/08/2016 3:21:54 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: M Kehoe
Re: I’ll give Miami a Super bowl in 2018.

Gadzooks, M-- Won't you have to dig really, really deep to afford Jimmy... Fox keeps him pretty happy with all that gold and hairspray they shower him with--

71 posted on 09/08/2016 3:33:48 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2
RE: I want the Broncos... to kick Cam's hinney all the way into next Tuesday!

That's ut I'm talkin' 'bout

72 posted on 09/08/2016 4:23:16 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper
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To: All
WEEK ONE
Picks so far--

Thursday, September 8

..................Panthers/Broncos......

Sunday, September 11

...Browns/Eagles.....................

.....................Bengals/Jets...

......Chargers/Chiefs..................

............,,,...Bills/Ravens......

...Dolphins/Seahawks.....................

......Buccaneers/Falcons..................

Bears/Texans........................

........................Packers/Jaguars

............Raiders/Saints............

.....................Vikings/Titans...

...............Giants/Cowboys.........

......Lions/Colts..................

...Patriots/Cardinals.....................

Monday, September 12

.....................Steelers/Washington...

.........Rams/49ers...............

73 posted on 09/08/2016 4:24:00 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: big'ol_freeper
Ya know, big-- I wish they'd cut this singing crap... and go back to having traditional halftimes--

Like the Fighting... Aggie Band--

And the high kicking... Apache Bells!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/c0VRGz_yW-0/maxresdefault.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fdZfOtQXIXY/hqdefault.jpg

74 posted on 09/08/2016 4:45:15 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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Re: Cowboys' Jerry Jones buys helicopter to ease Texas travel

I hear Jerry may get a boat... for the moat he's thinking of digging around the Deathstar.

75 posted on 09/08/2016 5:06:47 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

Denver LB Brandon Marshall did his Krapernick impression. FU Brandon.


76 posted on 09/08/2016 5:37:47 PM PDT by Impy (Never Shillery, Never Schumer, Never Pelosi)
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To: Impy

Yep.


77 posted on 09/08/2016 5:46:50 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
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To: All
That young Bronco QB did good... until one of his backs lost the ball--
78 posted on 09/08/2016 5:47:58 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Impy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandon_Marshall_(linebacker)


79 posted on 09/08/2016 5:49:41 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Bender2

http://www.vipleague.se/sports/american-football.html still streaming!

Like the Braindead cutie too. Show’s also witty- if only the lib bias wasn’t so strong.


80 posted on 09/08/2016 5:54:32 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
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