Posted on 09/05/2016 9:13:04 AM PDT by Bender2
NFL Schedule - 2016
WEEK ONE
Arizona Cardinals
Atlanta Falcons
Baltimore Ravens
Buffalo Bills
Carolina Panthers
Chicago Bears
Cincinnati Bengals
Cleveland Browns
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
Houston Texans
Indianapolis Colts
Jacksonville Jaguars
Kansas City Chiefs
Los Angeles Rams
Miami Dolphins
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
New York Giants
New York Jets
Oakland Raiders
Philadelphia Eagles
Pittsburgh Steelers
San Diego Chargers
San Francisco 49ers
Seattle Seahawks
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tennessee Titans
Washington Redskins
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:: one of the best quarterbacks never to do well in the playoffs/win a Super Bowl (along with Marino, Tarkenton/Lamonica) ::
Gotta tell you brothers that I have soft spot in my heart for “Fran The Man”. When they got to their 4th Big Game (AKA: SuperBowl) [and not wanting Bendy to get into any trademark problems here) ,the fans were actually chanting “One for the Thumb”: that is, the 2nd place and loser-rings.
The other QB that I have the same “Tarkenton-like” admiration for is the “Gun-Slinger”...Jeff George [just ask Jeff, he’ll tell you!].
He was the Jack Palance of my time.
Gun for Hire, Price Negotiable.
Hey, Bendy.
All these photos of scantily clad women are making my wife irritated.
Guess we are headed for Victoria’s Secrets today. See you on the flip-side.
To paraphrase a very famous movie line:
“I want the brownies your eating.”
Egads!
She wasn’t pretty. No wonder she seduced a 17YO to share her boudoir.
Oh dang you’ve got it all figured out
Have you read A.Rand’s “Return of the Primitive”?
Keep Detroit in mind as you go thru it.
I come from an area outside of Detroit and survived the ‘67 and ‘68 riots. She was so prescient.
Well, never let it be said... 
I don't listen to my fans--
Here is something for you to look at on your I-Phone... 
while your wifyboochie tries on one of those skimpy diamond bras.
Bendy? You think we could get Clet... 
to send us some phone pics of her in the diamond bra?
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...Panthers/Broncos...Browns/Eagles.....................Bengals/Jets..................Bills/Ravens......Dolphins/Seahawks............Buccaneers/Falcons..............................Packers/Jaguars......Raiders/Saints...............Vikings/Titans............Giants/Cowboys..............................Steelers/Washington......Rams/49ers.........
shouting all the way from the GOP Briefing Room--
............
...Panthers/Broncos...Browns/Eagles...........................Bengals/Jets...Chargers/Chiefs.....................Bills/Ravens.........Dolphins/Seahawks...............Buccaneers/Falcons.......................................Packers/Jaguars.........Raiders/Saints..................Vikings/Titans...............Giants/Cowboys.......................................Steelers/Washington......Rams/49ers............
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love the Lee Marvin reference! Excellent!
Denver
KC
iggles
Cheeseheads
Bucs
Bengals
Saints
Vikes
Texans
Seahags
COWBOYS!
Lions
Cards
Stillers
Kaepless 9ers
...............Panthers/Broncos...
...Browns/Eagles.................................Bengals/Jets...Chargers/Chiefs...........................Bills/Ravens.........Dolphins/Seahawks.....................Buccaneers/Falcons.............................................Packers/Jaguars.........Raiders/Saints........................Vikings/Titans...............Giants/Cowboys.........Lions/Colts.............................................Steelers/Washington......Rams/49ers..............................Panthers/Broncos...
......Browns/Eagles.......................................Bengals/Jets......Chargers/Chiefs...........................,,,Bills/Ravens.........Dolphins/Seahawks........................Buccaneers/Falcons......................................................Packers/Jaguars............Raiders/Saints...........................Vikings/Titans..................Giants/Cowboys............Lions/Colts..................Patriots/Cardinals....................................Steelers/Washington.........Rams/49ers...............What’s with the Confederate battle flag? Just curious.
There ... fixed it. So embarrassing.
Gadzooks-- Sorry... 
about that!
...............Panthers/Broncos......
...Browns/Eagles.......................................Bengals/Jets......Chargers/Chiefs...........................,,,Bills/Ravens.........Dolphins/Seahawks........................Buccaneers/Falcons......................................................Packers/Jaguars............Raiders/Saints...........................Vikings/Titans..................Giants/Cowboys............Lions/Colts..................Patriots/Cardinals....................................Steelers/Washington.........Rams/49ers............... Actually, the betting was going 60/40... 
that you had misidentified Sean Connery's Jim Malone character from The Untouchables.
Truth be told, al, I'm... 
better looking than both those wine drinking pantywaist!
:-)
23 really hard ass, bad guys in my movie career. Old 007 was Zed... 
in Zardoz and Michael McBride... 
in Darby O'Gill and the Little People--
While Also-Run Flint was Tex... 
in Charade and Not Tex here... 
that I don't want to spend anymore time on--
While I was the one and only Chino... 
with Brando in The Wild One--
Tully Crow... 
with the Duke in The Comancheros--
Plus, I was the Legendary Corporal Bowman... 
in the M*A*S*H PA announcement for The Glory Brigade "Rock'em sock'em kisses you never got. It's Uncle Sam's combat engineers, Corporal Bowman charging side by side with Greeks. Showing the world a new way to fight as they use bulldozers like bazookas, bayonnets like bazook-- eh-- bullets. Starring Victor Mature."
So, watch it when you misidentify me in the future... 
or it will be the last time.
Gadzooks, al-- You... 
really--
pissed off... 
Lee!
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