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Every Joke from ‘Airplane!’ Ranked
bs ^ | Aug 12, 2016 | Alex Kavutskiy

Posted on 08/17/2016 9:06:23 PM PDT by sparklite2

Set aside some time for this. There were a LOT of jokes.

(Excerpt) Read more at bullshit.ist ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: airplane; freepun; grownmannaked; humor; jokes; lol; movies; rankjokes; shirley
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Stop calling me Surely.

Roger, Rogser...what’s your vector, Victor....?


21 posted on 08/17/2016 9:31:57 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: Ken H

LOL
You’re right!


22 posted on 08/17/2016 9:39:16 PM PDT by sparklite2 ( "The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism." -Jonah Goldberg)
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To: grey_whiskers

I thought that was one of the funniest scenes in the movie. There was a huge laugh from the audience when it came on in the theater. Of course, back then this audience was the Leave it to Beaver generation and recognized Mrs. Clever immediately.

She did a great job with the jive!


23 posted on 08/17/2016 9:41:29 PM PDT by Swede Girl
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To: Swede Girl

I meant Mrs. Cleaver.


24 posted on 08/17/2016 9:42:53 PM PDT by Swede Girl
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To: sparklite2

They get a FAIL.

They left out some of my most endearing part of the movie. During the interludes between all the funny stuff they would jump to a external shot of the plane flying in the night sky, and its clearly a modern jumbo jet, but the noise is from a multi engine prop driven plane. Then change scenes and tell another joke.


25 posted on 08/17/2016 9:44:49 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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To: sparklite2

There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those who think Airplane is funny and those who don’t. I married a “don’t” . ... sigh...


26 posted on 08/17/2016 9:47:44 PM PDT by CaptainPhilFan (islam is the worship of Satan)
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To: Bullish

These are the good old days. Enjoy while it lasts.


27 posted on 08/17/2016 9:48:24 PM PDT by IDFbunny
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To: sparklite2

bfl


28 posted on 08/17/2016 9:50:40 PM PDT by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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To: sparklite2

Kramer: “Get that finger out of your ear! You don’t know where that finger’s been!”


29 posted on 08/17/2016 9:51:04 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: sparklite2

118. Elaine re-inflates the autopilot.

#118? No way! That has to be in the top 10.


30 posted on 08/17/2016 9:54:21 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Jack Hydrazine
This should have been #1.


31 posted on 08/17/2016 9:54:52 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: bigbob

“I speak jive” should easily be in the top 10.

It would be interesting to have a group of people over 50 do a similar rating. I’ll bet the answers would be way different.


32 posted on 08/17/2016 9:55:12 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: sparklite2

I think I’d have put the Kareem jokes and the “grown man naked” stuff first.

Funniest laugh out loud movie ever made.


33 posted on 08/17/2016 9:55:53 PM PDT by Yaelle (Sorry, Mr. Franklin. We've been extremely careless with our Republic.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Agree.


34 posted on 08/17/2016 9:56:39 PM PDT by Jane Long (Go Trump, go! Make America Safe Again :)
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To: Ken H

Great idea.

It seems the young people who rated the jokes didn’t know who Howard Jarvis was.


35 posted on 08/17/2016 9:56:57 PM PDT by Yaelle (Sorry, Mr. Franklin. We've been extremely careless with our Republic.)
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To: bramps

That’s right. The funniest thing was this running joke.

... after careful contemplation!


36 posted on 08/17/2016 9:59:29 PM PDT by dr_lew
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To: CaptainPhilFan

Funny: I went with my brother and a friend to see this movie when it was new and in the theater. We laughed non stop through the whole thing. When we walked out, we all said, that was a dumb movie. It took multiple viewings To truly appreciate it.

I only saw the doctor between the legs of the woman with the speculum in his hand on the plane after seeing the movie 4 or 5 times.


37 posted on 08/17/2016 9:59:33 PM PDT by Yaelle (Sorry, Mr. Franklin. We've been extremely careless with our Republic.)
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To: sparklite2

Good stuff.lots of memories laughing.


38 posted on 08/17/2016 10:01:05 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: sparklite2

“WZAZ in Chicago where Disco Lives Forever!”


39 posted on 08/17/2016 10:03:22 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: sparklite2

Reportedly, Nielsen was always deadpan-joking around on every set he was ever on. Finally, somebody got the brilliant idea of putting it on camera.


40 posted on 08/17/2016 10:08:37 PM PDT by JennysCool
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