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Only $900 at Neiman Marcus:

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/Fendi-Flowerland-Leather-Ankle-Wrap-Sandal-New-Gray/prod186570345/p.prod?ecid=NMCS__GooglePLA&gclid=CKzNkMHisc4CFZCKaQod-RoKgA

First thing that came to mind was the old saying about lipstick on a pig. Or in this case, expensive shoes on a heifer.


1 posted on 08/08/2016 4:58:28 AM PDT by simpson96
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Look at heel. Her foot can’t stay on


2 posted on 08/08/2016 5:00:54 AM PDT by RummyChick ("...Americans think Trump is running 2 help America &Hillary is running 2 help Hillary" ~Ben Shapiro)
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Gross ugly bitch


3 posted on 08/08/2016 5:02:57 AM PDT by angcat (TRUMP!)
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I didn’t know they came in men’s sizes.


4 posted on 08/08/2016 5:03:45 AM PDT by Mjreagan
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Put a cow in $900 sandals, and she’s still a cow.


5 posted on 08/08/2016 5:05:12 AM PDT by txrefugee
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She looks ridiculous!

And Moochelle’s dress is ugly, too.


6 posted on 08/08/2016 5:05:36 AM PDT by NorthMountain (Hillary Clinton: corrupt unreliable negligent traitor)
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Looks like she just rolled out of bed. Inappropriate as usual.


7 posted on 08/08/2016 5:05:51 AM PDT by bonfire
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She broke rocks with the weight of her sandals?

Figures.


13 posted on 08/08/2016 5:24:20 AM PDT by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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Her heels are twice as wide as the shoe!


14 posted on 08/08/2016 5:25:45 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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Barry keeps his hand high for fear he’ll lose it in that large crevase


20 posted on 08/08/2016 5:37:16 AM PDT by rwoodward ("god, guns and more ammo")
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How they fit this woman into anything other than Bride of Frankenstein type clothing is beyond me.


21 posted on 08/08/2016 5:37:47 AM PDT by SharpRightTurn (White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
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The inspiration:


23 posted on 08/08/2016 5:40:11 AM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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Just change ‘rocks’ to ‘flattens’ and it’s all good...


26 posted on 08/08/2016 5:46:11 AM PDT by W. (Hillary is just like that ex-partner you've hated forever!)
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Yikes!!

I think Guy from Galaxy Quest sums it up succintly! d;^)

28 posted on 08/08/2016 5:49:10 AM PDT by CopperTop
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The shoes look painful and blister inducing.

The low heel is cute, as is the appliqué (tho not $900 cute). For actual walking, oh my. That very stiff front band will uncomfortable (as the foot slides), but the stiff strap around the ankle...its going to rub with each step causing like a brush burn on the ankle or worse, some blisters.

I just don’t understand “fashion.”


30 posted on 08/08/2016 5:54:44 AM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom ( Just because you are paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you...))
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Dress by famous tent maker Omar.


31 posted on 08/08/2016 5:55:05 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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32 posted on 08/08/2016 5:56:05 AM PDT by rickmichaels (I shouldn't have to press 1 for English)
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If they weren’t so PC, imagine the Lampoon productions of “Øbama’s vacation” that could be produced! It would revitalize that franchise. Would Chevy Chase do blackface?


33 posted on 08/08/2016 5:57:03 AM PDT by NonValueAdded ("You can't fake good kids.")
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Chic and sensible, the design treatments include a low 2.25-inch block heel [Hopefully with a shock absorber], a padded footbed [It better include a lot of padding if its supporting all that weight] and an adjustable halter ankle-wrap strap [Does the strap go out to 10 inches?].
37 posted on 08/08/2016 6:17:26 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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Chic and sensible, the design treatments include a low 2.25-inch block heel, a padded footbed and an adjustable halter ankle-wrap strap.


40 posted on 08/08/2016 6:21:59 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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from another angle:
43 posted on 08/08/2016 6:23:50 AM PDT by School of Rational Thought
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