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Completion of I-22 could trigger apocalypse
AL.com ^ | April 19-20, 2016 | Matt Mitchell, The Ostrich

Posted on 08/07/2016 11:10:27 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Just as construction crews were putting the finishing touches on Interstate 22 this week, rumors began to circulate that the road's completion may set off a chain of events that could destroy humanity and bring civilization to it's knees.

According to a Wikipedia article created last night, Interstate 22, formerly known as "Corridor X" and "Ye Olden Highway," is considered to be North America's very first construction project. Native American documents dating back to 800 AD show plans to clear a path from Memphis to Birmingham, giving Midwestern tribes of 19-22 year-olds the quickest route to destroying Alabama's pristine beaches during their Spring Break.

With little work left to be done, there is no doubt the completion of I-22 will be a pivotal moment in human history, and a huge relief to Mississippians who just drove 200 straight miles on an interstate only to find it abruptly end at a place called Coalburg. But the incredibly long duration of this project has caught the attention of several Biblical scholars who believe this may be a sign of the end-times.

"I've always been searching for the one structure or monument that humans could never seem to finish building," explained Joshua Wade, Pastor of a church whose name sounds like a nightclub. "I used to think it would be Grandview Medical Center, but now I'm certain that finishing the forbidden project of I-22 will open the last seal of the apocalypse."

If Wade's calculations are correct, the first car to successfully merge from I-22 onto I-65 will bring fire, brimstone, and the immediate closure of the new Wintzell's Oyster House in Fultondale. It will also create a ton of potholes that you know are never going to get fixed.

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KEYWORDS: alabama; apocalypse; birmingham; construction; endtimes; i22; i65; infrastructure; potholes; revelation; satire; smokingthewrongstuff; transportation
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To: bobby.223
Is Bertha still on the rag or is she up and running now?

Even if I were to tell you it is, her well being could change within hours. So who knows? Personally I think her performance is due to Climate Change.

21 posted on 08/07/2016 12:49:36 PM PDT by Robwin
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To: rstrahan
Isn't that "Gulf Freeway"... ?

And, yes, we got trapped in the Webster area for a couple of hours, last fall...

What a mess!!!

22 posted on 08/07/2016 12:57:35 PM PDT by TXnMA ("Allah": Satan's current alias; "Barack": Allah's current ally...)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

some kind of cra cra


23 posted on 08/07/2016 1:05:46 PM PDT by Nifster (Ignore all polls. Get Out The Vote)
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