Terrified policemen pushed each other out of the way [...] to escape topless machete thug (UK)

Mirror (UK) ^ | 22 Jul 2016 | Gareth Lightfoot

[mwilli20]

Terrified policemen pushed each other in a desperate rush to flee the home of a topless machete thug who told them: “I’ll take your ****ing heads off.”

The two officers were confronted by bare-chested Daniel Meir, who told them to get out of his bedroom

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“They ran down the stairs, having to push each other to make a quicker exit.

“They retreated to a vehicle where they locked their doors and waited for assistance to come.”

[mwilli20]

So the procedure is, when confronted by evil, call 911. The police will investigate, and if necessary please wait patiently with them ... for assistance.

[Lent]

Was one of their names George Costanza?

[Stevenc131]

The late Robin Williams on the unarmed Bobbies in England, “Halt! Or I shall say halt again!”.

[Gaffer]

Of course, there is no ethnicity nor religion involved here. No political motive either. Just good clean paranoia and what not. Move along. Nothing to see here.

[BenLurkin]

“Topless”?

[Delta 21]

Terrifying!

[Robert DeLong]

I didn't realize that he was topless.

Perhaps that was his motivation. He wanted to tell en to go topless so that they could ignore the scantily clad, to them, females, as a way of reducing groping and rape allegations by "Asians". Nothing like a healthy naked buff man to those juices flowing, for Mulims, yes siree.

[Boomer]

Hard to believe the police in the UK are still unarmed. At least they still have their whistles. They can tweet the suspect into submission I guess.

[xp38]

Back to the training films guys!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Welcome to a magical, rainbows-and-unicorns land where LEOs do not routinely carry firearms.

God help the Brits.

[CopperTop]

So I guess their primary function is to "police those who will volunteer to be policed"?
That's pretty pathetic.
I guess it's the other side of the coin from "I shot the dog 'cause he seemed aggressive". d:^)

[Jack Hydrazine]

Do not forget the white flags!

[Vaquero]

Nutty Brits!

[mwilli20]

Reminds me of these great ads running now with “monitors”
They go something like this:
Guy in white coat: ‘Wow, this is the biggest cavity I’ve seen’
Patient: ‘Take it out!’
Guy in white coat: ‘Oh... I am not a doctor I am just a cavity monitor. I just observe when you have a problem... You have a problem.’

[StAnDeliver]

"They ran down the stairs, having to push each other to make a quicker exit."

[StAnDeliver]

"So the procedure is, when confronted by evil, call 911. The police will investigate, and if necessary please wait patiently with them ... for assistance."

Apparently the police called the police .. velkommen to the new EU ...

[Flag_This]

“They retreated to a vehicle where they locked their doors and waited for assistance to come.”

So the police called the police?

[Dr. Ursus]

I say you,yes you over there!

[CopperTop]

"..Reminds me of these great ads running now with “monitors”.."

Yeah, alarm ads IIRC. They're always good for a hoot.
The "bad guys" are always white and very skittish.
The law's always there in seconds!
And they always show these really neat & concerned "monitors". When ya know the voice on the intercom would sound like the clerk at the 7-11 store or Shaniqua T. Jackson. Tha' poor burglar would prolly fall over laughin.
Whot total BS. d:^)

[CopperTop]

"..Terrified policemen pushed each other in a desperate rush to flee the home of a topless machete thug who told them: “I’ll take your ****ing heads off".."

Sounds like a bear attack. I don't hafta outrun the bear, I hafta outrun whoever's with me! d;^D