Reminds me of these great ads running now with “monitors”
They go something like this:
Guy in white coat: ‘Wow, this is the biggest cavity I’ve seen’
Patient: ‘Take it out!’
Guy in white coat: ‘Oh... I am not a doctor I am just a cavity monitor. I just observe when you have a problem... You have a problem.’
Yeah, alarm ads IIRC. They're always good for a hoot.
The "bad guys" are always white and very skittish.
The law's always there in seconds!
And they always show these really neat & concerned "monitors". When ya know the voice on the intercom would sound like the clerk at the 7-11 store or Shaniqua T. Jackson. Tha' poor burglar would prolly fall over laughin.
Whot total BS. d:^)