[Albion Wilde]

Crank phone calls should be a part of every boy’s development.

Girls, too. I learned to imitate our housemother's voice perfectly and would call the other girls whom I knew had hidden liquor in their dorm rooms.

[Captainpaintball]

Girls, too. I learned to imitate our housemother's voice perfectly and would call the other girls whom I knew had hidden liquor in their dorm rooms.

I would have considered it an honor to be rejected by you.