[Captainpaintball]

Girls, too. I learned to imitate our housemother's voice perfectly and would call the other girls whom I knew had hidden liquor in their dorm rooms.

I would have considered it an honor to be rejected by you.

[Albion Wilde]

Aww... don’t kid a kidder, if you know what I’m saying to you!

I could just “hear” your antics as you described them, and the India one cracked me up totally!