[dynachrome]

At least I didn't put this in "breaking"

;)

(pulled how many times already?)

[vladimir998]

And Islam will keep spreading in Europe . . . to fill the moral vacuum.

[lacrew]

Um...I’d definitely take the coffee black at that place.

[Uncle Miltie]

I think I’ll skip the Crema at this joint.

[gdzla]

“Well blow me down!”—Popeye

[Ancesthntr]

BREAKING NEWS:

If elected President, Hillary to order Secret Service to prevent Bill from going to Switzerland. No explanation was offered.

[Talisker]

Put simply, the business model would see men ordering a coffee and using an iPad to select a prostitute they want to perform oral sex on them.

Reminds me of the joke about the neophyte hooker, who told her friend she made $50.50 giving blowjobs. Her friend asked her, "who gave you fifty cents?" She answered, "all of them!"

[VanDeKoik]

Well this is cheaper than a girlfriend.

[Snickering Hound]

[Celtic Conservative]

Thailand?

CC

[doorgunner69]

I hope they are implying all the hookers will be female, but this being Europe................

[gundog]

Starsucks.

[faithhopecharity]

FINALLY!
a reason to visit Switzerland!

.s

[sailor76]

But will they yodel?

[jonrick46]

Will Bill Clinton be present at the Grand Opening?

[Secret Agent Man]

Naee of the place: Sucky Coffee

[x]

“I ordered the gelato, and all I got was this damned b___ j__.”

[Hildy]

Finally, a job tailor made for Monica Lewinsky.

[Mr. M.J.B.]

Switzerland: 75% Christian.

Will that be Spit or Swallow seating Sir? Extra napkins? Coming right up.

[truth_seeker]

With or without cream, sir??

[philman_36]

Spitoon stocks are going to go up.