Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year (Switzerland)

The Local ^ | 6-23-16 | The Local

[dynachrome]

The idea for the sex café has been brewing for several months, Bradley Charvet of the Geneva firm Facegirl told Geneva’s Le Matin newspaper recently.

Modelled on similar establishments in Thailand, the proposed Geneva café would add a new dimension to the sex trade in the city of the protestant reformer Calvin.

Put simply, the business model would see men ordering a coffee and using an iPad to select a prostitute they want to perform oral sex on them. They would then sit at the bar.

[Rastus]

Popeye. Popeye. Wasn’t he a seaman, or am I thinking of someone else?

[x]

“I ordered the gelato, and all I got was this damned b___ j__.”

[Hildy]

Finally, a job tailor made for Monica Lewinsky.

[faithhopecharity]

i hear its hard to yodel with a d*ck down one’s throat?

[Mr. M.J.B.]

Switzerland: 75% Christian.

Will that be Spit or Swallow seating Sir? Extra napkins? Coming right up.

[truth_seeker]

With or without cream, sir??

[philman_36]

Spitoon stocks are going to go up.

[Kozak]

“Come again on the Espresso”....

[Disambiguator]

More proof that “Idiocracy” was prophetic.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Billy Clinton will be cutting the ribbon at the grand opening.

[Kickass Conservative]

I’ll bet the overweight Brunette Prostitute wearing the Blue Dress will be getting a lot of Overtime if Bill visits.

[sailor76]

i hear its hard to yodel with a d*ck down one’s throat?

Ryan can do it with mittens.

[PAR35]

All the employees are male?

[faithhopecharity]

i see..,
well, at least he has a calling in life...

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Can we get one in Cleveland?

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

To #3. You want a Tongue Sandwich with that coffee?

[dynachrome]

You might want to do the “Crocodile Dundee” body check

[faithhopecharity]

It may be just about the last viable business opportunity left in obama’s depressed Amerika — go for it! It sounds like a winning business plan — give the customer a service he wants —

[Ronald_Magnus]

One cafe where it’s OK to stiff ‘em.

[llevrok]

How do you like your coffee?
Like my women. Hot, black and strong