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REPORT: Tony Romo Arrested In North Carolina For Using Mens Bathroom
Daily Shark ^
Posted on 05/18/2016 7:28:06 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper
Thursday afternoon at approximately 4:57pm ET , North Carolina Police detained a man, later to be identified as Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, for using the men’s restroom in the Charlotte-Douglas International Airport.
Police say they received a complaint from numerous bystanders and patrons inside the bathroom complaining of a person who didn’t belong there.
When asked how police recognized that the man who they received complaints about may have been a women, they pointed towards the Cowboys apparel Romo was wearing at the time. “It was a dead giveaway,” said officer Mike Roseman.
Under the state law, Romo was technically prohibited from using the men’s bathroom even if he identified as a man.
In Romo’s statement to police, the QB said, ” I don’t know what I was thinking. I could have swore I saw the proper sign but it was apparently something else. I have a hard time reading things. It happens a lot. Even off the field. Bathroom signs? Try defenses.” He added, “I was just trying to carry on with my business when you guy’s intercepted me.”
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TOPICS: Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: cowboys; dallas; dallascowboys; funny; hoax; interception; itsajokeson; nfl; northcarolina; parody; satirical; satirolicious; snark; texas; tonyromo; unserious
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To: IncPen
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posted on
05/18/2016 9:18:24 PM PDT
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topspinr
To: topspinr
I tip my hat......Share it, spread it around.
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posted on
05/18/2016 9:24:36 PM PDT
by
IncPen
(Hey Media: Bias = Layoffs)
To: big'ol_freeper
To: Bender2
Jay Cutler was very concerned...
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posted on
05/18/2016 9:33:28 PM PDT
by
Nachum
(ISIS is alive... and Chris Stevens is dead)
To: Bender2
Jay Cutler was very concerned...
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posted on
05/18/2016 9:33:29 PM PDT
by
Nachum
(ISIS is alive... and Chris Stevens is dead)
To: big'ol_freeper
Was his pass intercepted?
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posted on
05/18/2016 10:33:56 PM PDT
by
period end of story
(Give me a firm spot, and I will move the world.)
To: big'ol_freeper; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
Y’know, there’s a really funny mean streak around here. LOL!
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posted on
05/19/2016 12:14:43 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(I'll tell you what's wrong with society -- no one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.)
To: IncPen
To: Bull Snipe
It should be labeled satire in the headline, then I know to skip it. Waste if space and my limited time.
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posted on
05/19/2016 6:25:44 AM PDT
by
ThePatriotsFlag
( Anything FREELY-GIVEN by the government was TAKEN from someone else.)
To: big'ol_freeper
I may be ruined for the day now...
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posted on
05/19/2016 7:26:24 AM PDT
by
PfromHoGro
(Orwell was overly optimistic.)
To: Bull Snipe
Why does this site allow such oral flatulence?'Cause unless you're a Cowboys fan with no sense of humor, it's FUNNY! Need a laugh now and then.
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posted on
05/19/2016 9:22:24 AM PDT
by
JimRed
(Is it 1776 yet? TERM LIMITS, now and forever! Build the Wall, NOW!)
To: big'ol_freeper
It was just a matter of time before normalcy became aberrant behavior!
;-)
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posted on
05/19/2016 9:27:05 AM PDT
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: ThePatriotsFlag
To: IncPen
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posted on
05/19/2016 10:15:38 AM PDT
by
nutmeg
(Hillary's Lies Matter)
To: big'ol_freeper
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posted on
05/19/2016 7:08:48 PM PDT
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ThomasThomas
(Fools find no pleasure in understanding but delight in airing their own opinions.)
To: big'ol_freeper
An appropriate ‘bump’ for a funny post I think:
“AP NFL; Verified account ;
;@AP_NFL
Johnny Manziel’s lawyer accidentally texts AP, confirms he is seeking deal in assault case http://apne.ws/28SQVVA “
Only this isn’t satire LOL!
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posted on
06/24/2016 4:35:05 PM PDT
by
mrsmith
(Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
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