Who's ready for Silliness?
Posted on 05/06/2016 6:21:51 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
And smells like pepper spray.
Stairway to Havarti
I cheddar to think of what you’ll come up with next.
But I bet it’ll be a slice!
“Happy Goat cheese to yooooouu..
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
All that was left was de brie
Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Queso”
“Queso who?”
“Queso you going to let me in or what?”
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:-)
For a hilarious time, check out this link where people who eat sugar free gummy bears spend inordinate amounts of time running to the potty.
http://www.amazon.com/ss/customer-reviews/B008JELLCA
The funny part is, I was about to post “Inna-gadda-VEL-VETA” when I saw your post and decided not to shame myself.
Metallica - Cheddar Messiah
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